The Best 11 Britches Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Britches jokes. There are some britches pants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these britches jeans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Britches Jokes and Puns

Talking shoes

What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!"

What did the shoes say to the black underpants?
"Whassup my knickers?"

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What up britches!

(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What's the first rule of tailoring club?

Britches get stitches.

What did the cool new shoes say to the pants?

What up britches?!


What song does the queen of England sing when she takes her clothes off?

London's Britches Falling Down

What did the socks say to the pants?

Yo britches!!!!

What's the proper way to say goodbye to a room full of German britches?


Why was Baloo arrested?

He found his way into some little britches.

What does a half-naked Ben Franklin say after stumbling out of a French whorehouse?

"Where my britches at?"

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the britches breeches puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working britches trouser piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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