Britches Jokes
8 britches jokes and hilarious britches puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about britches that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Britches Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
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Talking shoes
What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!"
What did the shoes say to the black underpants?
"Whassup my knickers?"
What did the suspenders say to the trousers?
What's up, britches?!
What did the shirt say to the pants?
What up britches!
(At a photography studio today, taking an extended family picture with like 15 people there. This is what the photographer said to get us to smile. I couldn't stop laughing, and was beet red. We had to wait for me to calm down. I'm a middle age married man with teenage kids , it was great fun seeing my girls roll their eyes at dad, that couldn't stop laughing at a dumb joke.)
What did the shoes say to the pants?
What up, britches?
What's the first rule of tailoring club?
Britches get stitches.
I'm gonna open a store dedicated to making pants for people with large butts
I'll call it "Big b**... Britches"
What did the cool new shoes say to the pants?
What up britches?!
(sorry)
What song does the queen of England sing when she takes her clothes off?
London's Britches Falling Down
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