The Best 9 Brisket Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brisket jokes. There are some brisket ribs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brisket barbecue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brisket Jokes and Puns

A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.

He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a hell of a brisket."

Doctor to Patient do you smoke?

Patient: yes

Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

Doctor: Sir, do you smoke?

Patient: Yeah.
Doctor: Cigarettes? Marijuana?
Patient: Mostly Brisket and Pork...


Shamelessly stolen from Doctor Mike on Youtube, but hell I laughed at that...

If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...

LIMP BRISKET

What kind of meat does Fred Durst bbq?

Limp Brisket

(probably not original but I did think of it just now)

I was arguing with a vegan for bringing beef brisket in a potluck party, not knowing everyone else attending the party is also vegan.

It was an unnecessary beef about an unnecessary beef

Why didn't the butcher cross the road?

He didn't want to brisket

A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ...

So, he decided not to brisket.

What's the weirdest thing you ever masterbated with?

A piece of ham.

I felt guilty so I went to my rabbi and confessed.

He told me "you're a Jewish boy you should have used a nice piece of brisket"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brisket meatball puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brisket boneless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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