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Brisket Jokes

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Silly Brisket Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

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Doctor to Patient do you smoke?

Patient: yes
Doctor: m**..., cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...

LIMP BRISKET

I was arguing with a vegan for bringing beef brisket in a potluck party, not knowing everyone else attending the party is also vegan.

It was an unnecessary beef about an unnecessary beef

What kind of meat does Fred Durst bbq?

Limp Brisket
(probably not original but I did think of it just now)

Why didn't the butcher cross the road?

He didn't want to brisket

A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ...

So, he decided not to brisket.

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