Brisket Jokes
6 brisket jokes and hilarious brisket puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brisket that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly Brisket Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good brisket joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.
He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a h**... of a brisket."
Doctor to Patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes
Doctor: m**..., cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
Doctor: Sir, do you smoke?
Patient: Yeah.
Doctor: Cigarettes? m**...?
Patient: Mostly Brisket and Pork...
Shamelessly stolen from Doctor Mike on Youtube, but h**... I laughed at that...
If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it...
LIMP BRISKET
I was arguing with a vegan for bringing beef brisket in a potluck party, not knowing everyone else attending the party is also vegan.
It was an unnecessary beef about an unnecessary beef
What kind of meat does Fred Durst bbq?
Limp Brisket
(probably not original but I did think of it just now)
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