The Best 9 Bris Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bris jokes. There are some bris circumcise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bris circumcision puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bris Jokes and Puns

At the urinal

Two man, pissing side by side.

"Sorry sir, do you happen to be of the Jewish faith?"

"Erh... yes I am."

"You are from Krakow?"


"And did you always go to the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street?"

"Yes, do we know each other?"

"I don't think so. But you were born between 1970 and 1980?"

"Yes, could you finally tell me where we met?"

"We have not met, sir. But in the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street in Krakow, Rabbi Goldberg war responsible for the bris in between 1970 and 1980. And the good Rabbi never managed to make a clean cut. And you're pissing on my shoes".

What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman?

marital bris

Two Jewish men are standing in the bathroom and peeing in adjacent urinals

the one to the right finishes doing his business, turns around, and says to his neighbor, Tell me, did Mohel Rabinovich do your bris [i.e. circumcision]? Yes, the other guy responds, how did you know?!!! Well, Rabinovich is a little cross-eyed and you are peeing on my shoes!

A man is walking down the street

When he notices his watch has stopped. Seeing a shop window filled with watches and clocks, he goes inside
My watch has stopped, could you take a look at it? He asks the man behind the counter.
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work on watches. You see, I'm a Mohel.
What's a Mohel?
Well, a Mohel is a rabbi who performs the bris, or circumcision of a newborn boy.
Well then why do you have all those watches in your shop window?
What SHOULD I put in the window?

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

Never serve bad food at a bris

Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

It's brisk mornings like this

that prove the age of Shrivalry is not dead.

What did the mohel say at little Sigmund's bris?

"Looks like I've made a Freudian snip!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bris circumciser jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bris kosher piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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