Bris Jokes
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At the u**...
Two man, p**... side by side.
"Sorry sir, do you happen to be of the Jewish faith?"
"Erh... yes I am."
"You are from Krakow?"
"Yes."
"And did you always go to the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street?"
"Yes, do we know each other?"
"I don't think so. But you were born between 1970 and 1980?"
"Yes, could you finally tell me where we met?"
"We have not met, sir. But in the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street in Krakow, Rabbi Goldberg war responsible for the bris in between 1970 and 1980. And the good Rabbi never managed to make a clean cut. And you're p**... on my shoes".
What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman?
marital bris
A Jewish woman wants her son to have a bris but her Christian husband is against it
She goes against his wishes and has a secret bris.
The husband shows up unannounced and everyone in the synagogue is in shock.
The mother gasps, "How did you know?!"
The father replies "I could see it coming a mohel away."
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What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?
Hugh Bris
Never serve bad food at a bris
Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip
It's brisk mornings like this
that prove the age of Shrivalry is not dead.
What did the mohel say at little Sigmund's bris?
"Looks like I've made a Freudian snip!"
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