The Best 6 Brine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brine jokes. There are some brine salt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brine squash puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brine Jokes and Puns

Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

What did the pickle say to the cucumber?

Come on in the water's brine!

What did the depressed slab of meat say when put into brine?


I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.

I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.

I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars

Pickle me elmo

What did the cucumber say when he fell into a vat of brine?

Looks like I'm in quite a pickle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brine splatter puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brine salty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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