Brin Jokes
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Bring me back a nice Italian girl
A man is dropping off his wife, who's being sent on a business trip to Italy, at the airport. Before saying his goodbyes, he quips "Now be sure to bring me back a nice Italian girl." A week later, he's back at the airport to pick her up. After kissing her hello, he says "So did you get me that nice Italian girl?" to which the wife responds "Well I did my best, but we're going to have to wait 9 months to find out if it's a girl."
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You know what really brings people together?
g**....
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What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party?
All the girls put on their p**... and go home.
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o they're bringing in £100 fine for bad driving...
How sexist is that?
(via Jimmy Carr)
You know what always brings me down?
Gravity.
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I always bring a c**... with me on a night out.
Unfortunately, it's always the same one.
When are they going to bring slavery back?
I am tired of looking for a job.
Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?
It was leave your keys at the door.
I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving
... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me
Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?
Because droids can't get service.
Should I bring a box of tissues to the new 'Fifty Shades of Grey' film?
I hear it's very sad.
What brings a Jewish family closer together?
The bristles
They say that you should never bring your work home with you.
Especially if you're a boxer.
I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service...
Because he's great at avoiding fights.
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If I bring my own male p**... to a brothel
is there a cockage fee?
Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean...
Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?
Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?
Because he's the fire starter.
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Bring the fingers.
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers.
At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
The injured man repies, "But I don't have the fingers!"
"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
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How do you bring up a Syrian child?
Ram your arm down a shark's t**....
^^^Joke ^^^so ^^^dark, ^^^cops ^^^are ^^^shooting ^^^at ^^^it.
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Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie?
They will ruin the suspension.
Who brings the ant queen her food every day?
Her servant.
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Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye.
Last night it was my wife wearing her s**....
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Brin One Liners
Which brin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brin? I can suggest the ones about plane and bring.
- What is Sergey Brin's favourite meal? Alphabet soup.
