Following is our collection of funny Brin jokes. There are some brin boll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brin people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A man is dropping off his wife, who's being sent on a business trip to Italy, at the airport. Before saying his goodbyes, he quips "Now be sure to bring me back a nice Italian girl." A week later, he's back at the airport to pick her up. After kissing her hello, he says "So did you get me that nice Italian girl?" to which the wife responds "Well I did my best, but we're going to have to wait 9 months to find out if it's a girl."
Gangrape.
All the girls put on their panties and go home.
How sexist is that?
(via Jimmy Carr)
Gravity.
Unfortunately, it's always the same one.
I am tired of looking for a job.
Two more bullets.
It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died.
They might Pikachu.
It was leave your keys at the door.
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... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me
Because droids can't get service.
...instead of all this "how did you get in to my house?" calling 9-11 business.
The bristles
Especially if you're a boxer.
is there a cockage fee?
Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?
Because he's the fire starter.
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers.
At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
The injured man repies, "But I don't have the fingers!"
"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.
The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
Ram your arm down a shark's throat.
^^^Joke ^^^so ^^^dark, ^^^cops ^^^are ^^^shooting ^^^at ^^^it.
They will ruin the suspension.
Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on.
In case you get a hole-in-one
(stolen from some girl at school)
Abortion
A coathanger.
A coat hanger
Anything that makes parents cry when their kids say it.
Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond.
Yesterday my parents are preparing dinner and my mom wanted me to get the chicken. When she opens the fridge and notices the egg carton is empty, she ask me to get the eggs as well. So then I asked her...
"Which one do you want me to bring in first, the chicken or the egg?"
With the trapping guide I could lay snares so I wouldn't go hungry, with the purifier I could have a source of clean water so I wouldn't get thirsty, and with the car door I could roll the window down so I wouldn't get hot.
I can see her eyes light up with excitement and thank the Pringles company for introducing the new Snack size cans.....
the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it.
They're good at detecting traps
A stand in comedian
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
just in case I get a hole in one.
Unless you're John Wick, in that case bring a pencil.
Boy: mum, could you please bring me a glass of water.
Mum: get up and get it your self.
Boy: mum, please.
Mum: repeat and I will slap you.
Boy: when you come to slap could you bring a glass of water as well?
Saved the receipt, the original packaging and everything.
A miscarriage
Not "Who are you?" and "How did you get in my apartment?"
Because you'll have to mansplain everything
They're great at... _breaking the ice_!
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
It's just not my cup of tea.
I would take one for the team and bring Donald Trump
Gravity.
Why not
I have a roof rack anyways
It's such a timeless piece.
A sign I saw at my parents friends' place.
No. It only lived once.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.
I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner.
Trans-action fees
Just in case you get a hole in one.
You never know, it might be blind love.
Let me know if it's the former or the latter.
...I couldn't in the end as I didn't have mushroom.
Come to Midtown Abortion Clinic
But they don't let people bring in snacks
But she refuses to leave the house.
Find the right angle.
Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I should have never been allowed to take it in the first place...
I - SCOLD - BEER !
You come prepared.
...when a cat jumped into my arms and took it.
I was speechless.
Others whenever they go.
Sani Claus.
Because an Apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
I brought my desert eagle
Because you can always make some out of your toiletries
And out, I go.....
They're all blacktose intolerant.
A coat hanger.
It's the thot that counts.
Wife: Flat heads, Phillips, or Vodka?
And that was when I knew she was the one.
A miscarriage
To be clear, Lady is my cat's name, and the hand in question operates the electric can opener
Because the probability of there being *two* bombs on an airplane is nearly zero.
Not the whole "What are you doing here? How did you get into my house!?"
Because I always get a hole in one
because as soon as it is my turn to start talking,
I can lay my booklet down and begin my statement by saying:
"Jokes aside, ..."
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him why did you bring your cat to school?
The little boy replies, Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I'm gonna eat that pu**y up.
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