The Best 5 Brighton Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brighton jokes. There are some brighton nina jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brighton bla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brighton Jokes and Puns

Euro 2016

Hi! I've got 2 tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but forgot that it's on the same day as my wedding so I can't go.

If you are interested and want to go instead of me ...

... It's at St. Nicholas' Church, Brighton and she's called Jane.

I have two tickets to the Euro's final..

problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah.

I love puns about England...

They really Brighton my day.

There was a young sailor from Brighton

Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."

What's Jay-z's favourite soccer team?

Brighton and Hov Albion.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brighton peddler jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brighton une piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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