The Best 7 Brightly Coloured Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brightly Coloured jokes. There are some brightly coloured jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brightly coloured puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brightly Coloured Jokes and Puns

Why does Batman only wear dark colours? Easy. Because Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colours?


Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Why does Batman wear dark colors?

Because Batman doesnt want to get shot.

Why does Robin wear bright colours?

Because Batman doesnt want to get shot.

I went paintballing last weekend and it didn't go very well. I got hit by every single paintball that came my way.

On the bright side, it was an overall colourful experience.

A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..

So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.

Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures...

When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?


I stopped gardening because my flower colours weren't vibrant enough

I just couldn't see a bright fuchsia in it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brightly coloured puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brightly coloured piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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