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Brightly Coloured Jokes

8 brightly coloured jokes and hilarious brightly coloured puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brightly coloured that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Amusing Brightly Coloured Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What is a good brightly coloured joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why does Batman only wear dark colours? Easy. Because Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colours?

Easy.
Because Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Why does Batman wear dark colors?

Because Batman doesnt want to get shot.
Why does Robin wear bright colours?
Because Batman doesnt want to get shot.

I went paintballing last weekend and it didn't go very well. I got hit by every single paintball that came my way.

On the bright side, it was an overall colourful experience.

A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..

So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.

Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures...

When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

I stopped gardening because my flower colours weren't vibrant enough

I just couldn't see a bright fuchsia in it.

Alex an Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it.


She was telling him what colour to paint each room.
They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" 
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" 
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" 
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?"
The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."


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