The Best 9 Brightest Star Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brightest Star jokes. There are some brightest star jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brightest star puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brightest Star Jokes and Puns

What's the brightest star in the night sky?

Sirius replies only.

Son: (Sobbing) "Dad, my teacher said I would never be the brightest star in the sky"

Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"

My friend told me the north star wasn't the brightest in the night sky.

I told him that's a Sirius accusation!

I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.

Should've added the [Sirius] tag.

A guy I met told me he identifies as the brightest star in the night sky…

I said- Are you Sirius?

Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky.

Surely, you can't be Sirius.

2 Canadians are sitting outside watching the night sky.

When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?

The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.

To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!

I looked up at Canus Major and a star told me "I'm the brightest star in the sky!"

And I said "You can't be Sirius!"

"I'm the brightest star!"

"Bullshit"

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"I'm Sirius"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brightest star puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brightest star piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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