Brightest Star Jokes
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What's the brightest star in the night sky?
Sirius replies only.
Son: (Sobbing) "Dad, my teacher said I would never be the brightest star in the sky"
Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"
My friend told me the north star wasn't the brightest in the night sky.
I told him that's a Sirius accusation!
I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.
Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
A guy I met told me he identifies as the brightest star in the night sky…
I said- Are you Sirius?
Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky.
Surely, you can't be Sirius.
2 Canadians are sitting outside watching the night sky.
When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?
The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.
To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!
I looked up at Canus Major and a star told me "I'm the brightest star in the sky!"
And I said "You can't be Sirius!"
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