Brightest Jokes

Not the brightest jokes can draw a few laughs but the brighter you get, the safer they become. Read this article to find the cleverest jokes to make sure your audience really enjoys the show.

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A group of professors are on a plane.

A group of professors are on a plane as an experiment. They were told that the plane was made by their students. Naturally everyone panicked, their students were not the brightest people. However there was one professor who did not show any sings of fear. When they asked him why he replied "how can i be worried if the plane won't even take off."

My friend told me I always say phrases wrong

But he's not the brightest knife in the chandelier

What's the brightest star in the night sky?

Sirius replies only.

On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest...

So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...

Son: (Sobbing) "Dad, my teacher said I would never be the brightest star in the sky"

Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"

My friend told me the north star wasn't the brightest in the night sky.

I told him that's a Sirius accusation!

World War 1 could've been easily be prevented..

I mean, singing Take me out probably wasn't Franz Ferdinand's brightest idea.

Brightest joke, World War 1 could've been easily be prevented..

I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.

Should've added the [Sirius] tag.

The elder statesman was giving his farewell speech.

"And when I die, bury my head in Central Pennsylvania, for that was where I had my brightest ideas. Bury my hands in Washington, D.C., for that was where I accomplished the most work. Bury my feet on the West Coast, for that was where I ran the hardest."
Just then, a journalist interrupted, "Sir, where should we bury your a**...? Because you've made the whole country a s**...!".

A guy I met told me he identifies as the brightest star in the night sky…

I said- Are you Sirius?

Florida is the sunshine state

But clearly not the brightest state

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My neighbor's girlfriend said he was the brightest light in her world.

Man, that world must be awful dark.

Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky.

Surely, you can't be Sirius.

2 Canadians are sitting outside watching the night sky.

When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?

The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.

To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect?

They're the brightest one.

I looked up at Canus Major and a star told me "I'm the brightest star in the sky!"

And I said "You can't be Sirius!"

Brightest joke, I looked up at Canus Major and a star told me "I'm the brightest star in the sky!"

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Which teeth are the brightest?

The wisdom teeth

A popular kid at school said I was the brightest person he knew.

I think his exact words were, "I've never seen someone so p**... white".

30 r**... walk into a bar..

..they're not the brightest, you would have thought they'd learned their lesson

I'm not the brightest shed in the tool

But you definitely read that wrong

"I'm the brightest star!"

"b**..."

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"I'm Sirius"

I hate when people use candles to light up their rooms

It's not the brightest idea

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