The Best 22 Brightest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brightest jokes. There are some brightest wih jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brightest tastiest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brightest Jokes and Puns

A group of professors are on a plane.

A group of professors are on a plane as an experiment. They were told that the plane was made by their students. Naturally everyone panicked, their students were not the brightest people. However there was one professor who did not show any sings of fear. When they asked him why he replied "how can i be worried if the plane won't even take off."

My friend told me I always say phrases wrong

But he's not the brightest knife in the chandelier

What's the brightest star in the night sky?

Sirius replies only.

On October 31st, we will have a full moon, and the 7th planet from the sun will be its brightest...

So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...

Son: (Sobbing) "Dad, my teacher said I would never be the brightest star in the sky"

Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"

My friend told me the north star wasn't the brightest in the night sky.

I told him that's a Sirius accusation!

World War 1 could've been easily be prevented..

I mean, singing Take me out probably wasn't Franz Ferdinand's brightest idea.

Brightest joke, World War 1 could've been easily be prevented..

I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.

Should've added the [Sirius] tag.

A guy I met told me he identifies as the brightest star in the night sky…

I said- Are you Sirius?

Florida is the sunshine state

But clearly not the brightest state

My neighbor's girlfriend said he was the brightest light in her world.

Man, that world must be awful dark.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky.

Surely, you can't be Sirius.

2 Canadians are sitting outside watching the night sky.

When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?

The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.

To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect?

They're the brightest one.

I looked up at Canus Major and a star told me "I'm the brightest star in the sky!"

And I said "You can't be Sirius!"

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Brightest joke, What's the brightest airship ever made?

Which teeth are the brightest?

The wisdom teeth

A popular kid at school said I was the brightest person he knew.

I think his exact words were, "I've never seen someone so pasty white".

30 rednecks walk into a bar..

..they're not the brightest, you would have thought they'd learned their lesson

I'm not the brightest shed in the tool

But you definitely read that wrong

"I'm the brightest star!"


"I'm Sirius"

I hate when people use candles to light up their rooms

It's not the brightest idea

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We suggest to use only working brightest darkest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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