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A group of professors are on a plane as an experiment. They were told that the plane was made by their students. Naturally everyone panicked, their students were not the brightest people. However there was one professor who did not show any sings of fear. When they asked him why he replied "how can i be worried if the plane won't even take off."
Sirius replies only.
So when someone sees the moon that day, they will likely see Uranus too...
Dad: "You're not Sirius?!"
I told him that's a Sirius accusation!
I mean, singing Take me out probably wasn't Franz Ferdinand's brightest idea.
Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
Surely, you can't be Sirius.
When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?
The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.
To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!
They're the brightest one.
I think his exact words were, "I've never seen someone so pasty white".
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LED Zeppelin
The wisdom teeth
..they're not the brightest, you would have thought they'd learned their lesson
But you definitely read that wrong
"Bullshit"
"I'm Sirius"
It's not the brightest idea
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