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  1. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
    One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
  2. How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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  3. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
  4. How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.
  5. How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
  6. How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism.
    But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter.
  7. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb? One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
    I stole this from one of [elee0228](/u/elee0228) comments.
  8. I was stargazing in the early hours when... ...The sky started to get brighter and brighter. I couldn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.
  9. How many Westboro Baptists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 30. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 29 to protest it for being brighter than they are.
  10. Honey, I just changed that old bulb for a modern LED. It's good for 10000 hours… it'll probably outlast me! "It's also a lot brighter than you." she said.

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Brighter Than One Liners

Which brighter than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brighter than? I can suggest the ones about stronger than and warmer than.

  1. See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.
  2. Why are newer lightbulbs smarter than older lightbulbs? Because they're brighter.
  3. I broke the lamp today Cause nothing shines brighter than me.
  4. Your phone screen is brighter than your future.
  5. If Jews are so smart... ...does that mean they burn brighter?
  6. You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you.
  7. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
  8. How does Snoop Dogg keep his w**... whiter and his brights brighter? Blee-yach.
  9. A black hole joke Yo mamma is so s**..., they have found black holes brighter than her.

Brighter Than Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about brighter than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smarter than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brighter than pranks.

What's the difference between a jack-o-lantern and a r**...?

A jack-o-lantern has more teeth, and is usually a little a brighter.

How many homophobic people does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, they are scared off change even if it makes the world a bit brighter.

Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron...

Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive.

Babe, you're like a star that burns brighter than 1000 suns.

Because your period is about a week long.

I asked a pharmacist "do you stock multicoloured tampons?"

"Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."

How many brexiters does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One to promise a brighter future and then a whole bunch more to screw it up

Classic Brexit Joke

How many Conservatives does it take to install a lightbulb?
One to promise a brighter future and the others to screw it up.

What's the difference between a Jokes Mod and a drunk Scottish lad fighting a picket fence? [OC]

The brighter one gets to tell his pals "aye, f**...'in took care of that wee-post boys!"

How many reactionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly. They don't like change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.

What do you call something exact same as its predecessor, but brighter and sleeker?

Overwatch 2