Brighter Than Jokes

Funniest Brighter Than Short Jokes

Short brighter than jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brighter than humour may include short stronger than jokes also.

1. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
2. How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb? One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
   I stole this from one of [elee0228](/u/elee0228) comments.
3. I was stargazing in the early hours when... ...The sky started to get brighter and brighter. I couldn't understand what was happening. Then it dawned on me.
4. Honey, I just changed that old bulb for a modern LED. It's good for 10000 hours… it'll probably outlast me! "It's also a lot brighter than you." she said.
5. Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive.
6. Babe, you're like a star that burns brighter than 1000 suns. Because your period is about a week long.
7. I asked a pharmacist "do you stock multicoloured tampons?" "Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."
8. How many reactionaries does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly. They don't like change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
9. What do you call something exact same as its predecessor, but brighter and sleeker? Overwatch 2

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Brighter Than One Liners

Which brighter than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brighter than? I can suggest the ones about warmer than and smarter than.

1. See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.
2. Why are newer lightbulbs smarter than older lightbulbs? Because they're brighter.
3. I broke the lamp today Cause nothing shines brighter than me.
4. Your phone screen is brighter than your future.
5. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
6. A black hole joke Yo mamma is so s**..., they have found black holes brighter than her.

Brighter Than Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about brighter than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bigger than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brighter than pranks.