Brighten Your Day Jokes
8 brighten your day jokes and hilarious brighten your day puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brighten your day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Brighten Your Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good brighten your day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent's day?
The school bus.
So a doctor is delivering a baby
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
The electrician finished fixing my lights
I told him he really brightened my day.
Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence...
...But some cookies would brighten my day!
Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now.
I think lamps are my favorite furniture.
They're always brightening up my day.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Santa is stressed...
Many years ago on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is preparing for his big day tomorrow but nothing is goin well. Half the reindeer are sick, the elves are behind on their work and Mrs Claus' mother-in-law just arrived for the week.
But then an angel appeared at Santa's door with a Christmas tree just for him.
Santa answered the door to find the angel in front of him. Smiling the angel said to Santa
"I found this tree to brighten up your Christmas, now where would you like me to put it?"
And that is how to tradition of the angel at the top of the tree started.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A string walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender turns to him and says, "Sorry, sir, we don't serve strings here."
The next day, clinging to a thread, the string returns to that same bar and orders a drink again. The bartender, resolute, again turns and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but like I said, we don't serve strings here. I'm going to have to ask you not to return."
Dejected, the string returns home. All night he tosses and turns, wriggles and writhes, and awakes the next morning not at all resembling himself. Catching a glimpse of himself in the mirror, he brightens and jets out his door to that bar.
Swaggering in, he orders a drink one more time. The bartender stares at him, s**... eyed, and asks, "I'm sorry, are you a string? You look very familiar." The string locks eyes with the bartender, and states, "No, sir. I'm a frayed knot."
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