Brighten Your Day Jokes
15 brighten your day jokes and hilarious brighten your day puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brighten your day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brighten Your Day Short Jokes
Short brighten your day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brighten your day humour may include short brighten up jokes also.
- Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day!
Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now. - Wanna know how to brighten the day of everyone on Earth? A few dozen strategically placed warheads should do the trick.
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Brighten Your Day One Liners
Which brighten your day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brighten your day? I can suggest the ones about lighten and cheer up.
- What's yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent's day? The school bus.
- The electrician finished fixing my lights I told him he really brightened my day.
- I think lamps are my favorite furniture. They're always brightening up my day.
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Brighten Your Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about brighten your day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheer you up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brighten your day pranks.
I like my women like i like my coffee...
...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old
So a doctor is delivering a baby
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch your hand while in pilgrimage...
Hey guys, it is bedtime now and am pretty depressed after a long bad day. Remembering this story-found in Arabic literature-made me chuckle so I hope it will brighten your day too.
A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch own arm while in pilgrimage?
The scholar: yes, you can.
Man: to what extent?
The scholar: until you see the bones!!!
Santa is stressed...
Many years ago on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is preparing for his big day tomorrow but nothing is goin well. Half the reindeer are sick, the elves are behind on their work and Mrs Claus' mother-in-law just arrived for the week.
But then an angel appeared at Santa's door with a Christmas tree just for him.
Santa answered the door to find the angel in front of him. Smiling the angel said to Santa
"I found this tree to brighten up your Christmas, now where would you like me to put it?"
And that is how to tradition of the angel at the top of the tree started.
A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender turns to him and says, "Sorry, sir, we don't serve strings here."
The next day, clinging to a thread, the string returns to that same bar and orders a drink again. The bartender, resolute, again turns and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but like I said, we don't serve strings here. I'm going to have to ask you not to return."
Dejected, the string returns home. All night he tosses and turns, wriggles and writhes, and awakes the next morning not at all resembling himself. Catching a glimpse of himself in the mirror, he brightens and jets out his door to that bar.
Swaggering in, he orders a drink one more time. The bartender stares at him, s**... eyed, and asks, "I'm sorry, are you a string? You look very familiar." The string locks eyes with the bartender, and states, "No, sir. I'm a frayed knot."