The Best 10 Brighten Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brighten jokes. There are some brighten sjws jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brighten modify puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brighten Jokes and Puns

What's yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent's day?

The school bus.

I like my women like i like my coffee...

...Always there to brighten my morning

...Decaffeinated

...Black and strong

...Tall

...Grande

...Brazilian

...With sauce

...Twice before I leave the house

...Right before I smoke

...Bitter and cold

...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a pot

...Slow roasted

...Ground up in my freezer

...With boiling water poured over them

...Light and sweet

...A day old

I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me.

Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.

What do I use to brighten my mood when it's dark?

A fleshlight.

I met a girl who could brighten up the room just by...

leaving the room


Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence...

...But some cookies would brighten my day!

Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now.

So I threw a lamp on my grumpy friend...

... and told him to brighten the f**k up!

A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch your hand while in pilgrimage...

Hey guys, it is bedtime now and am pretty depressed after a long bad day. Remembering this story-found in Arabic literature-made me chuckle so I hope it will brighten your day too.

A man asked a scholar if it is okay to scratch own arm while in pilgrimage?

The scholar: yes, you can.

Man: to what extent?

The scholar: until you see the bones!!!

I complimented my Jewish girlfriend today, but all she did was slap me!

Apparently, "You have a smile that could brighten the holocaust" wasn't very appropriate.

Wanna know how to brighten the day of everyone on Earth?

A few dozen strategically placed warheads should do the trick.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brighten ruin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brighten boundary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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