Brighten Jokes
8 brighten jokes and hilarious brighten puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brighten that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
It's time to bring a little brightness to your day! Check out our collection of jokes and anecdotes to illuminate your day and lighten up your mood. From stories of silly situations to jokes that have been overhyped and passed around, get ready to enjoy a good chuckle and brighten up your day.
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The Funniest Brighten Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good brighten joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
What's yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent's day?
The school bus.
Why did the winter solstice make friends with the Christmas lights? They both brighten up the night.
An 81-year-old man goes to see his doctor.:
An 81-year-old man goes to see his doctor. The doctor says,
I've got some bad news. You have cancer and you have
Alzheimer's. The old man brightens up and replies, At least
it's not cancer!
I like my women like i like my coffee...
...Always there to brighten my morning
...Decaffeinated
...Black and strong
...Tall
...Grande
...Brazilian
...With sauce
...Twice before I leave the house
...Right before I smoke
...Bitter and cold
...At the end of the day, scraped off the bottom of a p**...
...Slow roasted
...Ground up in my freezer
...With boiling water poured over them
...Light and sweet
...A day old
So a doctor is delivering a baby
He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:
" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."
After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:
"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"
The man's face brightening the doctor continued:
"Your wife is dead too"
I need someone good with photography to brighten all my images for me.
Hoping you'll do it for the exposure.
What do I use to brighten my mood when it's dark?
A fleshlight.
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