Bright Yellow Jokes

12 bright yellow jokes and hilarious bright yellow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bright yellow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bright Yellow Short Jokes

Short bright yellow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bright yellow humour may include short yellow color jokes also.

  1. Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow. "What on earth is that, Holmes?"
    "It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."
  2. I hit a cat backing out of my driveway I'm surprised I didn't see it. It was bright yellow, 50 feet, and weighed 40 tons.
  3. The Qutub Minar in India was painted in bright pink,yellow and neon green... It is now known as the Qutub Minaj
  4. Every time I start a journal entry I make sure the first two words are surrounded by bright yellow It's the highlight of my day
  5. I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day.

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Bright Yellow One Liners

Which bright yellow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bright yellow? I can suggest the ones about yellow orange and yellow.

  1. yo mamma yo mamma teeth are so yellow the sun said it was to bright

Laughable Bright Yellow Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about bright yellow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean green yellow pink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bright yellow pranks.

Two blonde girls at a traffic light

They stop at red:
-Look at that red color!
-Wow, it's beautiful.
-And the yellow!
-Such brightness!
-And the green!
-Much nature!
-Oh, it's red again, we saw it already. Let's go.

Batman and Robin get ready for patrol

Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.

Original Tree Pun =D

There was a tree in the backyard of the house I used to live in called a Chinaberry tree. Chinaberry trees are known for their bright yellow berries and their intoxicating effects on birds (true story), so every now and then we'd go outside and find a bird that looked like my uncle at every Christmas party, ever. I heard that some guy wrote a book about them, I think it was... Tequilla Mockingbird.

Three supermodels are on a plane that's going down over the Atlantic Ocean

While they're putting on their life preservers, they start talking about what they're going to wear.
The white woman says I'm going to wear my hot pink bikini, because when they rescue us they'll easily be able to see it and hot pink really accentuates my features.
The Hispanic woman says I'm going to wear my bright yellow bikini because it really brings out my eyes and it's much more visible than hot pink is so I'll be rescued first.
The black woman says I'm going to go n**...
Perplexed, the other two ask why.
She answers because in a plane c**... the first thing they look for is the little black box!

Visit to the doctor

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. 
My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. 
I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.