Following is our collection of funny Bright Side jokes. There are some bright side jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bright side puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
At least they won't have any more problems with overbooking.
We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.
On the bright side, we get to keep 22¢
…at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.
He's dead. Died from blood loss. Poor guy. On the bright side, his family got what's left of him.
They're constantly looking at the bright side of life.
... and please let me know what it is when you've found it.
I said to her, "Look on the bright side, at least he's not suffering anymore."
She replied, "But he wasn't ill, he died suddenly."
I said, "I know, I meant, being married to you."
On the bright side, he makes really good subway sandwiches.
The Police couldn't catch him. The weird thing is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them and turning them on!
Anyway, just heard that he was found dead in an alleyway because of a drug overdose... now it's never nice hearing of a death but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Carl gone
You can explore bright side reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bright side dad jokes. There are also bright side puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while.
but on the bright side, I see just fine.
You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.
selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!
..If I tip the bottle towards the ceiling, light shines right through the Vodka. Facinating
On the bright side, I got it back in the mail with a note.
It said "It sucks to be you."
No punch line.
A businessman stops, reads the sign that says 'Disabled Vet' and decides to give him a few dollars.
"Look on the bright side," he says. "Things could be worse- you could be blind!"
"I know what you mean.." says the beggar, "When I was blind, people only gave me pesos!"
On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green.
Well on the bright side, atleast I wasnt the only one that got shot down.
But on the bright side it's only three more sleeps till Christmas.
would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed
The program has had some failures, but on the bright side at least the trains run on thyme.
He said I could be chest deep in water in a hole in the ground.
I know he means well.
On the bright side, it was an overall colourful experience.
'Look on the bright side Sir' replied the waiter 'If the portions weren't so generous he'd be wading'
Now with my cornea damaged, I'm legally blind.
There will be more women in the White House than ever!
What a thoughtful friend I thought as I read the words he wrote to me. It wasn't until I finished that I realized what he wanted in return...
"See The Bright Side.
Everyone Has Some Good In Them.
Never Go To Bed Mad.
Distrust Will Kill Any Relationship.
New Things Won't Make You Happy.
Understanding Is Half The Battle.
Do What You Can.
Even You Can Find A Hidden Meaning.
Surely You Didn't Miss It..."
His doctor says, your test results came back and I'm afraid I have bad news and worse news
The guy says, well I guess give me the worse news first.
Well, Bob, you have cancer, you only have about a month left to live
The guy flops into the chair, gutted.
Oh my god, that's awful! Well, what was the bad news?
You've got Alzheimer's disease.
Alzheimer's?! Oh, god! Well, looking on the bright side, at least I don't have cancer!
At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore.
Around my city this guy called Cal had been breaking into houses destroying the washing machines by placing a brick in them.
He did it for 2 months, the police never caught him.
Recently he was found dead. I'm never happy about people dying but on the bright side.
Washing machines live longer with Cal gone...
The patient said, "well look on the bright side, at least I don't have cancer!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bright side puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bright side piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.
