Bright Future Jokes

Funniest Bright Future Short Jokes

Short bright future jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bright future humour may include short future jokes also.

1. I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like! [Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
2. I heard when the sun dies it's going to take the human race with it... I guess the future's not so bright
3. What do you think of wind and solar energy? I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.
4. How many politician does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they will tell you that the future will be bright!
5. Our President of Operations at work has a bright future with the city He is exceptional at garbage management
6. Did you hear about the buddhist monk who lit himself on fire? I was told he had a bright future
7. My Grandfather told me "I once looked at a solar eclipse for two seconds without going blind" He also thought that today America's future looked bright

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Bright Future One Liners

Which bright future one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bright future? I can suggest the ones about future tense and bright side.

1. I wished my friend a bright future... ...so that he has the best of lux.
2. I just got hired at a light bulb factory. The boss told me I have a bright future.
3. What did the fortune-teller say to the lightbulb? "I see al bright future."
4. I looked up "my future as an electrician". It was very bright.
5. My lights went out frequently as a child. I didn't have a very bright future
6. The future seems pretty bright for millennials. Must be because everything's lit.
7. What do you call a Cryptocurrency that has bright future? MythCoin.
8. I started working at the light bulb factory My future's looking pretty bright!
9. I went to college to be an electrician I feel like I have a bright future ahead of me.
10. Bright Future Or Beautiful Girls?
11. My future is so bright..... I need night vision binoculars
12. Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future
13. Why do Asians have s**... eyes? because their future is so bright

Bright Future Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bright future you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean looking forward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bright future pranks.