The Best 14 Brigade Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brigade jokes. There are some brigade circular jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brigade merlot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brigade Jokes and Puns

My dad always used to say " fight fire with fire"

That's probably why he got kicked out the fire brigade.

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier

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What do you call a member of the Bucharest Fire Brigade?

A py-Romanian.

Did you hear about the Spanish Fire Brigade

jose and hose b

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 160?

A Brigade.

What would you call the tiki torch brigade in Charlottesville if they formed a band?

Vanilla Isis

My father almost joined the Berlin Wall Brigade but couldn't because he broke his arm

That was a lucky break

Brigade joke, My father almost joined the Berlin Wall Brigade but couldn't because he broke his arm

My dad used to say "fight fire with fire"

I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade

My Dad said always fight fire with fire

Which is probably why they kicked him out of the fire brigade.

I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire...

...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade.

That poor security guard....

A security guard at a factory has two wooden legs.

He was working a night shift once when the factory caught fire.

A spokesman from the fire brigade told the local news crew that
thanks to them arriving on the scene quickly, the factory was saved.

However, the security guard was burned to the ground.

You can explore brigade division reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean brigade unauthorized dad jokes. There are also brigade puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a Fire Brigade made entirely of special ed students?

Fire retardant.

My Father Always Taught Me

When I was growing up, my father always taught me to "Fight fire with fire." This probably explains why he was kicked out of the fire brigade.

My Dad used to say "Always fight fire with fire"

That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brigade squad puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brigade platoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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