The Best 36 Brig Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brig jokes. There are some brig desk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brig commander puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brig Jokes and Puns

Look on the bright side

would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?


They say you see a bright light when your born.

I saw a forest.

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted.

He is a colonel now.

If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side…

…at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

On the bright side

selfie sticks are also lightning rods.

Brig joke, On the bright side

Well, look on the bright side...

At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore.

How do you look on the bright side after your house burns down?

Not looking away from it, of course.

On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics...

On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green.

I'm so bright

My mom calls me her sun

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On the bright side...

She will have time to focus on her charity.

Look on the bright side of a Trump presidency...

There won't be an America to have this drama four years from now.

On the bright side of the election

There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while.

On the bright side...

We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.

On the bright side....

White people can finally season their food thanks to all of this salt.

Brig joke, On the bright side....

I'm so bright

My parents call me son

Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is?

Let me enlighten you.

What do I use to brighten my mood when it's dark?

A fleshlight.

On the bright side of this United Airlines ordeal.

At least they won't have any more problems with overbooking.

The way a bright light shows how much dust is in my room,

Weed does that with my insecurities

What's another name for bright hair?

Flash bangs

What do you do if there are too many bright lights at your Chinese restaurant?

Dim some

Bright Future Or Beautiful Girls?

Look on the bright side

Look on the bright side

With net neutrality repealed, at least we won't be able to view all these reposts

Brig joke, Look on the bright side

I'm so bright...

... my dad has to call me son.

I'm so bright.... mom calls me son.

Look at the bright side of being dyslexic.

You would have a very good password.

Look on the bright side if you are a nice guy, you might finish last...

But at least it's not prematurely

"I'm the brightest star!"


"I'm Sirius"

I'm not the brightest shed in the tool

But you definitely read that wrong

Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers

You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving.

The bright side of no deal Brexit

Is that we might get a new song from U2

What do the bright colors feel when they get hurt?

they taste the PAIN-bow

What's the brightest star in the night sky?

Sirius replies only.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brig colonel puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brig man piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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