Brien Jokes
13 brien jokes and hilarious brien puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brien that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brien Short Jokes
Short brien jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brien humour may include short jokes also.
- What has four wheels and flies? Garbage Truck.
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To be honest, just listened to Tig Notaro telling this one on Conan O´Brien's podcast. - What is the difference between Conan O'brien and Frankenstein? answer: the ginger hair and the freckles.
- Verbal skills study "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien
- I hope oil stays at under $50 a barrel, because Valentine's Day is coming up - Conan O'brien
- What did Worf say when O'Brien took him to Easter mass? Perhaps today *is* a good day to tithe.
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Brien One Liners
Which brien one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brien? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What's you name sir? - Peter O'Brien
- geez, make up your mind - What do you call Shaq when he's a talk show host? Shaquille O'Brien
Brien Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about brien you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brien pranks.
A Michael Sam joke
After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien
The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.
First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."
What do you call Brienne's Dad?
Tarth Vader.
Another Irish Joke
Two men are sitting at a bar in New York. Bartender walks up and says "What will ya have?" At the same time the two men say "A pint of Guinness." They look at each other and one says "You look familiar, are you from Ireland?" The man replies "Yes, Yes I am, from Dublin actually." The other man replies "Me too! What town!?"
The man says "I'm from Belcamp." The other man replies "Me too! What street?"
Man replies "Clonshaugh Road." The other man again replies "I grew up on Clonshaugh Road!"
So the two men carry on drinking and laughing and talking about the old country for a few hours and then go on their way. The evening manager eventually shows up and sees the bar empty. He asks the bartender if it has been slow. The bartender replies "We haven't had any customers yet except for the O'Brien twins."
At an international medical conference:
A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."
The German surgeon replies; In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took a beating heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he started a new job."
The American doctor sighs, saying; "You are all still behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no backbone and he got a job overnight, as our President."
-Maura Obrien from Quora