Brien Jokes
13 brien jokes and hilarious brien puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brien that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Brien Short Jokes
Short brien jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brien humour may include short jokes also.
- What has four wheels and flies? Garbage Truck.
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To be honest, just listened to Tig Notaro telling this one on Conan O´Brien's podcast. - What is the difference between Conan O'brien and Frankenstein? answer: the ginger hair and the freckles.
- I hope oil stays at under $50 a barrel, because Valentine's Day is coming up - Conan O'brien
- What did Worf say when O'Brien took him to Easter mass? Perhaps today *is* a good day to tithe.
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Brien One Liners
Which brien one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brien? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What's you name sir? - Peter O'Brien
- geez, make up your mind - What do you call Shaq when he's a talk show host? Shaquille O'Brien
Brien Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about brien you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brien pranks.
A Michael Sam joke
After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien
The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.
First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."
What do you call Brienne's Dad?
Tarth Vader.
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Verbal skills study
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien
An Irish boys confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose Woman."
The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "
"And, who was the woman you were with," asked the Priest. "
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed. "
"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The Priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast Lad, Timmy ...And, I admire that. But, you have sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend Church Mass for three months. Be off with you now. "
Timmy walks back to his pew. His Friend, Sean, slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."
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At an international medical conference:
A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."
The German surgeon replies; In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took a beating heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he started a new job."
The American doctor sighs, saying; "You are all still behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no backbone and he got a job overnight, as our President."
-Maura Obrien from Quora