Briefs Jokes

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Funniest Briefs Short Jokes

Short briefs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The briefs humour may include short briefing jokes also.

1. A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
   It was a brief case.
2. As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
   2.) They LOVE chocolate.
3. Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines ceo Oscar Munoz has stated... "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
4. my friend was arrested for stealing luggage from airport, his trial didn't last more than an hour It was a brief case
5. I always thought the hole in boxer briefs was a messy idea... until I learned it goes in the front.
6. Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak 28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands
7. Hospital patient lying in bed: "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!" Doctor: "Yes, I'm sorry. We had to amputate your arms."
   [A brief sketch from an ancient episode of 'Not The Nine O'Clock News']
8. Trump and Pense at a press briefing. Trump: if we tested less, we'd have less cases .
   Pense: fewer
   Trump: I told you not to call me that in public .
9. Your spy name is Your last name, followed by a brief pause and then your first and last name.
10. Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on? He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Briefs One Liners

Which briefs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with briefs? I can suggest the ones about briefly and boxer shorts.

1. Someone asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?" He said, "Depends."
2. Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
3. Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case.
4. Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
5. What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction.
6. I went on a date last night. She asked me "Boxers or briefs?" "Depends."
7. How long did the underwear inspection take? A few minutes, it was only a brief evaluation
8. I'd like a liqueur that comes with a brief explanation. One Schnappsis, coming right up.
9. A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case.
10. I'm not wearing underwear. It's a brief announcement.
11. They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends
12. I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts.
13. There was a mystery involving an office worker and a small bag. It was a brief case.
14. I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter.
15. I once saw the police running after a man in his underwear It was a brief chase.

Boxer Briefs Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer briefs jokes and even better boxer briefs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Growing up, I always wanted to be a prize fighter, or a lawyer. Everyone would ask me, boxers or briefs?
• Getting old You know you are getting old when you are asked Boxers or Briefs?
  And you answer…….
  Depends!!
• "Boxers or briefs", she asked... "Depends", I responded.
• I have a great deal of very tight boxer briefs. I buy them in XS.
• Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends
• Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment.
• There are two old men at a nursing home One of them turns to the other and asks "Do you wear boxers or briefs?"
  The other man responds "Depends"
• What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!
• Do old cowboys wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
• What kind of underwear does Trump wear? Boxers. He hates briefs.

Happy Briefs Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about briefs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make briefs pranks.