Briefly Jokes
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Short briefly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The briefly humour may include short short paragraph jokes also.
- He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment. But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.
Then it did.
Briefly. - Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.
- Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport. Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.
- Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper. He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.
- Dave ran around in his underwear one night The officer who caught him let him off easy because he was only *briefly* breaking the law.
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Which briefly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with briefly? I can suggest the ones about basically and quickly.
- I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly.
- Did you wear those underpants on your head? Briefly.
- How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye.
- I once briefly dated a girl with progeria. Got old quick.
- Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful
- So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly.
- May I briefly interrupt you?
- Briefly explain 'hard water' ice
- My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said "Yes, but very briefly..."
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Putin is held hostage by a t**....
A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks:
Driver: What's going on?
Policeman: A t**... is holding Putin hostage in a car. He's demanding 10 mill rubles, or he'll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So we're asking drivers for donations.
Driver: Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average.
Policeman: About a gallon.
According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2020 was the Year of the Rat
So we've been spending the entire year holed up, only briefly leaving to get food, running at the sight of other humans, and transmitting infection.
A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...
it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.
The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"
A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"
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I saw a crow on a tree outside my house today...
Another two landed briefly but then flew away again.
It was an attempted m**....
I went on a date with a girl I'd talked to briefly on Facebook.
After a while she said to me -
What's up? You seem disappointed.
Oh nothing, it's just you don't look anything like your profile picture
That's my 12 year old daughter
A Jewish Man, Killed in the Holocaust, Rises to Heaven. Once there, he Tells God a Holocaust Joke.
God contemplates the joke briefly before echoing out in a thunderous voice:
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
The man simply shrugs:
I guess you had to be there.
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There were three unruly kids in detention
Their names were Zip, w**... and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. w**... went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.
The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:
'Zip down, w**... out, Pee in the corner!'
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Hitlers Disease
A little known fact about Adolf h**... he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.
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With all the political debate r**... in the U.S. right now, I thought it would be constructive to briefly review the first article in the Constitution
It's "the."
An Englington man was briefly detained and questioned for yelling racial epitaphs in a local park.
When questioned he told officers he was walking around the park looking for his lost dog....Snickers.
A man Walk in to a Bar
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
