The Best 28 Briefly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Briefly jokes. There are some briefly slyly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these briefly abyss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Briefly Jokes and Puns

Putin is held hostage by a terrorist.

A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks:

Driver: What's going on?

Policeman: A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car. He's demanding 10 mill rubles, or he'll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So we're asking drivers for donations.

Driver: Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average.

Policeman: About a gallon.

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2020 was the Year of the Rat

So we've been spending the entire year holed up, only briefly leaving to get food, running at the sight of other humans, and transmitting infection.

A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...

it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.

The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"

A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"

He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment.

But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.

Then it did.

Briefly.

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

I saw a crow on a tree outside my house today...

Another two landed briefly but then flew away again.

It was an attempted murder.

I lost my new underwear...

...I only wore them briefly.

Briefly joke, I lost my new underwear...

Did you wear those underpants on your head?

Briefly.

I went on a date with a girl I'd talked to briefly on Facebook.

After a while she said to me -

What's up? You seem disappointed.

Oh nothing, it's just you don't look anything like your profile picture

That's my 12 year old daughter

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport.

Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.

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How do you briefly describe an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

The Florida / Florida State rivalry...

briefly extended to sports drinks. The University of Florida created Gatorade, Florida State came back with Seminole Fluid.

A Jewish Man, Killed in the Holocaust, Rises to Heaven. Once there, he Tells God a Holocaust Joke.

God contemplates the joke briefly before echoing out in a thunderous voice:

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

The man simply shrugs:

I guess you had to be there.

I once briefly dated a girl with progeria.

Got old quick.

There were three unruly kids in detention

Their names were Zip, Willie and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. Willie went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.

The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:

'Zip down, Willie out, Pee in the corner!'

Briefly joke, There were three unruly kids in detention

Hitlers Disease

A little known fact about Adolf Hitler he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.

Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign?

It was briefly successful

So a man robbed an underwear store...

...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly.

With all the political debate raging in the U.S. right now, I thought it would be constructive to briefly review the first article in the Constitution

It's "the."

An Englington man was briefly detained and questioned for yelling racial epitaphs in a local park.

When questioned he told officers he was walking around the park looking for his lost dog....Snickers.

Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper.

He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.

Chuck Norris gazed briefly into an abyss.

The abyss shied away.

Dave ran around in his underwear one night

The officer who caught him let him off easy because he was only *briefly* breaking the law.

May I briefly interrupt you?

Briefly explain 'hard water'

ice

Briefly joke, Briefly explain 'hard water'

My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression

i said "Yes, but very briefly..."

A man Walk in to a Bar

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

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