The Best 56 Brie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brie jokes. There are some brie calzones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brie gorgonzola puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brie Jokes and Puns

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

De brie went everywhere

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop in France?

The area was covered in De Brie...

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A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop

There is de brie everywhere!


My friend called me cheesy

I said "don't Brie so mad, its all Goud-a"

TIL during World War Two, a cheese factory in France was bombed by the Germans.

De brie was everywhere!

Brie joke, TIL during World War Two, a cheese factory in France was bombed by the Germans.

Briefly explain 'hard water'

ice

There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning...

All that remains is de brie.

Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed?

The street was littered with de brie

My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns

Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

There was an explosion at a French cheese store

Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie.

There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop.

Reports say there was a lot of die Brie.

Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today...

I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie.

Cheese shop exploded

Thankfully I was only hit by da brie

Brie joke, Cheese shop exploded

Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop?

There's de brie everywhere.

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.

I camembert it.

Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!?

Da Brie went everywhere!!


A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution.

Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.

Big explosion at the cheese factory earlier....

There was de brie everywhere.

why does the mafia always refer to money as cheddar

brie cause its gouda

Breaking news: There was a massive cheese factory explosion in France today.

There were no casualties, but de brie everywhere!

How do you briefly describe an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.

There's de Brie everywhere

Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

Da brie was everywhere

Brie joke, Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

What remained after the cheese factory exploded?

De brie

An old man in Brooklyn gets a phone call that his cheese shop blew up.

Oh, no! I'd better get down there right away!

The guy on the phone tells him, Nah, take your time. All that's left where de shop was is de brie.

May I briefly interrupt you?


Two cheese trucks ran into each other

De brie was everywhere.

I once briefly dated a girl with progeria.

Got old quick.

The old cheese factory across town recently exploded.

De brie was everywhere.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

Who am I to diss a brie?

Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?

Authorities say there's nothing left but de Brie


What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee

Breaking News: Cheesecake Explosion in France

Multiple reports coming in that there was nothing left but de brie.

What kind of music does cheese listen to?

R and Brie.

What's Captain Marvel's favorite cheese?

Brie.

I would say Brie Larson has the personality of a corrugated cardboard box..

But even amazon manages to put a smile on that

Protesters in Paris just attacked a fromagerie (cheese shop)!

There's nothing left but de brie.

There's been an explosion at the cheese factory.

There is nothing left but de Brie

Did you hear about the Marvel superhero that got busted for stealing a truck full of soft French Cheese?

It was brie larceny.

Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France?

There's nothing left but de Brie

If Brie Larson married Alison Brie,

her name would be Brie Brie.

Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that burned down?

They say there was nothing left but de brie.

Did you hear about that celebrity who got caught stealing a whole bunch of cheese?

True story, it was Brie Larson.

Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today

It was buy one get one brie

A cheese factory exploded in France

There was nothing left but de Brie

A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

When the cheese factory exploded, people found pieces of it miles away

There was de Brie everywhere

BREAKING NEWS: There was an explosion at the local cheese factory!

Da Brie is everywhere.

What Queen song does a fraudulent cheesemaker sing?

I want to fake Brie.

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

There was de brie everywhere..

Omg Capt. Marvel exploded

De brie everywhere

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere

I'm afraid I can't go to church tomorrow, I told my daughter as I pulled out the Chedder and Brie.

I plan to prey on cheeses tonight.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brie halloumi puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brie muenster piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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