Brie Jokes

Funniest Brie Short Jokes

Short brie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brie humour may include short bread jokes also.

1. Sweet dream are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.
2. Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere.
3. When the cheese factory exploded, people found pieces of it miles away There was de Brie everywhere
4. Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that burned down? They say there was nothing left but de brie.
5. Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory? Nearly a total loss... All that was left was de-brie.
6. What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master? One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee
7. TIL during World War Two, a cheese factory in France was bombed by the Germans. De brie was everywhere!
8. A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.
9. Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
10. Did you hear about the bomb that went off in the cheese factory? All that was left was da-brie

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Brie One Liners

Which brie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brie? I can suggest the ones about breeze and cheese.

1. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
2. A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!
3. What happened when the cheese factory exploded? De brie went everywhere
4. Two cheese trucks ran into each other De brie was everywhere.
5. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de-Brie.
6. Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie
7. Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?
8. Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie
9. A cheese factory just exploded... There was de-brie everywhere
10. Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There's de Brie everywhere
11. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? Da Brie is everywhere
12. Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident? He was trapped under da-Brie!
13. The local cheese factory blew up! There was da-brie everywhere!
14. The old cheese factory across town recently exploded. De brie was everywhere.
15. Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today It was buy one get one brie

Cheese Brie Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheese brie jokes and even better cheese brie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What remained after the cheese factory exploded? De brie
• Did you hear about that celebrity who got caught stealing a whole bunch of cheese? True story, it was Brie Larson.
• I took my demolition working friend to a cheese tasting He tried a bit of everything, and was amazed to how many different cheeses there are. His favorite cheese in the end was 'de brie'
• What kind of music does cheese listen to? R and Brie.
• Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!
• I'm afraid I can't go to church tomorrow, I told my daughter as I pulled out the Chedder and Brie. I plan to prey on cheeses tonight.
• Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France? Authorities say there's nothing left but de Brie
• A cheese factory exploded in France There was nothing left but de Brie
• Last night rioters destroyed the famous Etampes Cheese Market in Paris All that was left was de-Brie
• What's Captain Marvel's favorite cheese? Brie.

Cheerful Fun Brie Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about brie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean belle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brie pranks.