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135 bridge jokes and hilarious bridge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bridge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article reveals interesting and funny jokes about bridge, the classic card game, as well as about bridge engineering and building. Read for yourself jokes about bridge trolls, explosions, Seine river, underpasses and drawbridges! Discover the hidden humor in bridge related issues.

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Popular Bridge Short Jokes

Short bridge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bridge humour may include short beam jokes also.

  1. Engineer and Anti-vaxxer come to the bridge Anti-vaxxer says to the engineer: Is it safe to cross the bridge?
    Engineer: It is 99,97% safe to cross that bridge.
    Anti-vaxxer: I'd rather swim.
  2. What did Zelensky reply to Putin when he called him to complain about the exploded bridge? Crimea River!
  3. Donald Trump, hillary clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society
  4. I'm not saying you are old... but the candles cost more than your cake.
    (I heard this one at a bridge club today)
  5. What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!
  6. Authorities fear that the collapsed bridge in Genoa was made with 'mafia' concrete..... ....they've found 6 more bodies than there were people missing.
  7. Why could no one hear helen keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens
  8. A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
  9. What do you call a green bat that walks across a yellow bridge? I don't know, but at least it isn't a repost
  10. I bumped into an old school friend today... He said "life is great! I live in a $2 million mansion!"
    I said "that's nice, I live under a $5 million bridge!"

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Bridge One Liners

Which bridge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bridge? I can suggest the ones about bury and pipeline.

  1. Why are there no bridges named after Chuck Norris? Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
  2. What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? You get to the other side.
  3. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine
  4. What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you.
  5. What is Putin's favourite card game? Bridge
  6. Why did a Mexican throw his wife off the bridge? Tequila
  7. How did the guitarist die? He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.
  8. A bridge killed my family... We're arch enemies now.
  9. People always give bridge builders a hard time... They're just trying to make ends meet.
  10. Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila.
  11. Everyone hated the egotistical civil engineer. He got too big for his bridges.
  12. What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero.
  13. How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
  14. Are you afraid of bridges? Get over it!
  15. Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it.

Bridge Building Jokes

Here is a list of funny bridge building jokes and even better bridge building puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first
  • Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel? One is riveting, the other is boring.
  • Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but you need an Engineer if... ... you want one that just barely stands.
  • Why were the Roman soldiers so good at making friends? Because of their frequent bridge building exercises.
  • My brother works as a part time civil engineer and part time relationship therapist He's an expert at building bridges
  • A boss is about to fire his engineer after a bridge collapses. But after seeing the engineer weeping, tells him "oh cry me a river, just build a new one and get over it."
  • TIL I've been lied to about lemmings Turns out the don't use umbrellas or build bridges!
  • I saw some people building a new bridge near me. Every lunch break they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins. It was very civil engineering.
  • I was going to build a bridge for karma but I got over it.
  • One day if I become a millionaire One day if I become a millionaire I am going to build a giant bridge so that all the homeless have a place to sleep.

Bridge Engineer Jokes

Here is a list of funny bridge engineer jokes and even better bridge engineer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Structural Integrity. What did the bridge engineer say when someone doubted his bridge's structural integrity?
    "You're gonna have to truss me on this one."
  • An existentialist and an engineer come to a bridge the engineer says lets cross it the existentialist says exactly.
  • It was very difficult to get my degree in civil engineering. But I built a bridge and got over it.
  • Tension at work Local engineer was fired after building a road over a creak further up stream then planned. Dispite his long years of service, it was a bridge too far.
  • [joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.
  • What do you call a polite man who builds bridges? A civil engineer
  • How do you build a bridge which all the best structural engineers do not believe can hold the weight of traffic? You use the suspension of disbelief.
Bridge joke, How do you build a bridge which all the best structural engineers do not believe can hold the weight

Golden Gate Bridge Jokes

Here is a list of funny golden gate bridge jokes and even better golden gate bridge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know the Golden Gate Bridge and Brooklyn Bridge have twitter accounts? They are both suspended.
  • Ny wife and I are going on my dream trip to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, What would you do when you finally see it?
    Me: Let's…cross that bridge when we get there.
  • A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: "Now entering San Francisco, chains required… …whips optional"
  • Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. "What are we going to do when we see it?" she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
  • A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus all jump from the golden gate bridge at the same time. Who makes the biggest splash? The dumb blonde, because the others don't exist!
  • Why is the California golden gate bridge a great compass? It is collapsible
  • u/username goes to the Golden Gate Bridge username checks out.
  • Did you hear about the registered donor who had a car c**... on the Golden Gate Bridge? He left his heart in San Francisco.

London Bridge Jokes

Here is a list of funny london bridge jokes and even better london bridge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I bought some new "London Bridge Jeans"
    They keep falling down.
  • I met a man on the London bridge joke As the sun set on the ridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name and cheated at the guessing game.
    What was the man’s name?
    The man’s name is Andrew.
  • Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
    Then they wrote a song about it.
  • I heard that the white van involved in the London bridge incident was actually a rental car. Hertz

Bridge Card Game Jokes

Here is a list of funny bridge card game jokes and even better bridge card game puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Relationships are like the card game bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
  • What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge.
  • What's Italy's favourite card game? Bridge
Bridge joke, What's Italy's favourite card game?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bridge can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bridge puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Bridge Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about bridge you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean border jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bridge prank.

Three blondes want to cross the Nile. A Golden Fish offers each of them a wish to come true

The first one wishes to swim fast. She gets to the middle of the river and the crocodiles eat her. The second one wishes to swim faster. When she gets to the middle the crocodiles eat her. The third blonde wishes to become a man. The Gold Fish turns her into a man and she says: -Thank God there's a bridge here.

Why is s**... like bridge?

If you have a good hand, you won't need your partner.

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump.
I said, "Don't jump."
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! What denomination?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference, or Northern Conservative Baptist, Eastern Conference?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him off.
--Emo Philips

So there are two blondes stranded on an island....

One of them finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. He says, "I shall grant you each one wish". The blonde who rubbed the lamp requests a cell phone to call for help, however, it was useless because there was no reception on the island. The second blonde said, "I want to be smarter than this other blonde!" So, the genie pointed her to the bridge.

Two homeless men...

were sitting under a bridge watching a dog lick its c**....
One of the men said, "I wish I could do that!"
To which the other replied, "Oh no you don't! He took a bite outta my arm the last time I tried!"

A man goes to a fortune teller...

..., where she, in horrified voice, tells him that he'll make the world miserable in the near future. The man, down as f**k, starts walking home, where he sees a small boy standing on the edge of a bridge. He quickly runs to him and saves him from s**.... Happy that he did something good for humanity asks the boy what's his name. Adolf h**..., the boy replies.

A cop parks at the bottom of a bridge, waiting for a speeder. He pulls a man over for doing 40 over the speed limit, and says, "Son, I've been waiting for you all day."

The man quickly responds, "Well, I got here as fast as I could!"

Heresy

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic s**...!" and pushed him off.
~Emo Philips

s**... is like playing a game of Bridge...

If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand.

I was walking across a bridge...

and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

I said, "Well there's so much to live for."

"Like what?"

"Well, are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Baptist or Episcopalian!"

"Baptist."

"Me too! Are you Baptist Church or God or Reformed Baptist Church of God"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1893 or Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1917?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1917."

To which I said, "Die, heretic s**...!" as I pushed him off the bridge.

Poker is like s**...

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner
Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)

A Politician wanted to build a bridge

A Politician wanted to build a bridge.
So, he calls 3 engineeering firms. One is Chinese, other is American and the last one is Brazillian.
The politician calls the heads of all the 3 firms to his office.
He asks the Chinese head, "How much do you take to build the bridge?"
He says, "3 Million Dollar. 1 Million for the workers, 1 Million for materials, 1 million for the profit."
The Politician asks the American head, "How much do you take to build the bridge?"
He says, "6 Million Dollars. 2 Million for the workers, 2 Million for materials, 2 million for the profit."
Finally, the Politician asks the Brazillian head, "How much do you take to build the bridge?"
He replies, "9 Million Dollars."
Suprised, the Politician asks him, "Why? Why so much?"
To which he replies, "3 Million for me, 3 Million for you, and 3 Million for the Chinese guy to build the bridge."

Pregnant Woman

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of s**... his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop s**... his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

Homeless man and a Suicidal Woman.

A woman was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump, a homeless man approached her and the woman said "NO! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL STOP ME FROM JUMPING, I AM WORTHLESS!!"
The homeless man replied "Okay, fine. But before you do, will you have s**... with me? I haven't had s**... in 25 years."
The woman replied "No, you're disgusting."
The homeless man turned and began to walk away when the woman said "WAIT! THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ME OUT OF THIS?"
The homeless man turned, smiled and said, "I'm going to the bottom, if I hurry, you'll still be warm."

What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge?

Kermitting s**....

A couple of guys at the start of a bridge with signs

The sign reads **"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."**
A car speeds through yelling at them *"F*** off you religious nuts!"*
The two guys turn around just in time to see the car disappear into the water.
*"Ya think we should just have our signs say BRIDGE CLOSED instead?"*

A group of priests stand by the road...

... holding a sign "IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK. THIS PATH IS DOOMED!!" Most people just drive by but then suddenly someone stops and yells at the priests: "No one will belive this religious b**...! You're wasting your time!" After that one of the priests says: Maby we should just write "The bridge has fallen!"?

If I was a cop, I would write the word 'Influence' on a bridge, and pull over anyone that drives under it.

Two men are fishing from a bridge...

When one man notices a f**... procession. He quietly sets down his fishing rod, takes of his hat and bows his head. When the procession is out of sight he picks up his pole and continues fishing. The other man turns to him and says, "wow. I never knew you had a feely side in you" to which the first man replies, "it's the least I could've done, afterall, we have been married for forty years."

What does your s**... life have in common with a highway bridge?

If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic.

Bridge blown up

During a drill a bridge is labeled with a sign as blown up. To his anger the drill instructor sees a whole platoon crossing the bridge. The last soldier has a sign on his back. The instructor pulls out his binoculars. The sign reads: We're swimming.

3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side
1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river
the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across
The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge

Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?"

Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were cruising around in a pickup truck

As they were crossing a bridge, they lost control of the truck and it plunged into the river below. The redhead quickly opened her door and swam to the surface. The brunette's door was stuck, but she was able to roll down the window and also swam to the surface. The blonde unfortunately drowned - she couldn't get the tailgate down.

Girl about to jump of a bridge.....

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, What are you doing?
I'm going to commit s**..., she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a b**...? So, she does and it was a long, deep and slow b**....
After she's finished, the biker says, Wow! That was the best b**... I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing s**...?
My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.....

A woman is about to jump off a bridge.

A physicist walks by and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A man is standing on a bridge over a dangerous river,

constantly saying "63, 63, 63..." over and over. Suddenly a tourist comes by and asks why is he just standing there repeating that number. The man didn't answer, instead he just pushes the tourist off the bridge into the river and says: "64, 64, 64..."
Cr

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde visit a magical bridge.

The sign reads "Magical bridge: Jump off the bridge and shout out what you want to land in and so it shall be."
The brunette goes first, she climbs on the rail, jumps off and yells "Pillows!" She lands safe and sound in a pile of pillows.
The redhead jumps next. " Hundred dollar bills!" She yells and lands in a huge pile of money.
The blonde goes last. She climbs up, jumps off and gets scared. She yells "Oh shiiiiiiiit!"

So, Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper...

So Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper when the apostles notice he has closed his eyes, and is rubbing the bridge of his nose. Exasperated, he asks: "Why... WHY would anyone order wine?"

I heard somebody making fun of bridge suicides the other day and I was a bit offended

I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation

A blonde stands on the bank of a river

There is no bridge in sight. She sees another blonde across the river and shouts:
How do I get to the other side of the river?!
The other blonde shouts back:
Why? You already are on the other side!

The jumper ....

A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he says.
"I'm trying to commit s**...," she says.
s**... driver says with sly grin "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a b**...."
So, she does.
After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing s**...?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."

My friends all tell me I'm a Pyromaniac...

I tell them not to worry. We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often.

They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait.

A trucker gets lost one day and as luck would have it, he comes to low bridge and gets stuck under it...cars are backed up for miles behind him....

Eventually, a cop car pulls up, the officer gets out and walks up, laughing hysterically and pointing at the trucker.
He puts his hands on his hips and says with a chuckle, "Got stuck, eh?"
The trucker replies, "No sir, not at all, you see, I was delivering this bridge when I ran out of gas..."

a Homeless guy saw a pretty woman standing on the railing of a bridge determined to kill herself...

immediately he saw his chance, he walked up to her and asked, "Lady, before you end your life, would you consider doing me a favor and have s**... with me?" Disgusted and crying the woman replied, "No, of course not you pervert!" the homeless guy said, "Fine, I'll wait at the bottom."

Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?

To the suspension bridge.

A homeless guy sees a lady about to kill herself.

He walks up to her standing on the edge of a tall bridge and says, hey I know what you're about to do, and I won't pretend to understand or stop you, but before you do, can we please have s**...? It's been a really long time.
She replies, no you sicko!
So he says it's cool. I'll just go wait at the bottom.

My wife and I are finally planning a trip to San Francisco for my life long dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.

She said, What are you going to do when you finally see it?
I said, Let's cross that bridge when we get there.

Having s**... is like playing bridge

If you don't have a good partner, you must have a good hand.

A big m**... and a little m**... were standing on a bridge, the big m**... fell off

The other was a little more on.
(Sorry if this is a repost, I just remembered my dad telling it forever ago and thought I'd share because it made me chuckle)

A blonde hears on the news that a bridge collapsed and killed a Brazilian.

She gasped, "That's a lot of people!"

I'm worried I'm developing a f**... for architecture

but I'll cross that bridge when I come on it.

A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi.

...Resulting in river failure.

Should I do something about my f**... for infrastructure?

Or should I just cross that bridge when I come to it?

Three old ladies playing a round of bridge

The first old lady says, "You know, I'm really starting to lose my memory these days. The other day I went into the kitchen and forgot why I went."
The second old lady shakes her head, "That's nothing. The other day I went down the stairs and stopped halfway because I didn't know why I was going down."
The third lady says nothing and keeps playing, and the other two look at her expectantly. She looks at them both, "What? Don't look at me, my memory is as solid as this table." She then knocks on the table, looks at the door and says, "Hello? Who's there?!"

a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit s**...

a homeless man walks by her and says
"what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump!"
the homeless man says
"if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have s**... with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"

There was a slightly long bridge, wide enough for only one car and one day, two cars tried to cross over from opposite directions and met at the middle of the bridge, obviously unable to get past the other......

One driver poked his head out of his window and yelled - "I don't make way for idiots!"
The second guy rolled his window down and yelled back - "I do!" and backed up his car...

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.
\- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks
\- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently
The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:
\- Guess I'm swimming then...

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge.

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer. "How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly?" he asks. "99.97%," the engineer replies confidently. The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around. "Guess I'm swimming then."

A joke my dad told me today

Two old fishermen are fishing under a bridge. A f**... procession passes over the bridge. One of the old fishermen stands up, takes his hat off and bows his head.
The second old fisherman says Wow, that was really respectful of you to do.
The first old fisherman says Thanks, it's the least I could do. I was married to her for 40 years.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"

An anti-vaxxer and an engineer are crossing a bridge over a crocodile-infested river

The anti-vaxxer asks "What are the odds of us making it across the bridge safely?"
The engineer replies "After a careful structural analysis, I calculate a 99.7% chance of crossing this bridge safely."
The anti-vaxxer then says "Forget it, I'll swim."

The first mate on a ship rarely drinks

The first mate on a ship rarely drinks, but the crew threw him a party on his birthday and went out of their way to get him drunk. The next morning he woke up with a hangover, and went to the bridge. He opened the ship's log and found that the captain had written, "The first mate got drunk last night". He complained to the captain saying that it was very rare. The captain defended his entry saying that it was the truth, wasn't it? The next day the captain opened the ship's log, and the first mate had written, "The captain was able to stay sober last night."

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "There is a 99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"

Did you hear about the crossword experts that prevented a group of people from jumping off a bridge?

They got 6 Down and 3 Across.

Big m**... and Little m**... were on a bridge. Big m**... fell off, but the other didn't because…

he was a little more on.

Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?

Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a f**... procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

Don't do it !!!

I talked a girl out of jumping off a bridge yesterday. I spent 3.5 hours talking her out of it quietly and calmly.
She seemed pretty grateful afterwards but the guy running the bungie jump looked **very** angry.

Mr. President, good news, we can fix the bridge.

And the bad news?
We need your long table for that.

Bridge joke,  Mr. President, good news, we can fix the bridge.

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