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So, Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper...
So Jesus is going over the bill for the Last Supper when the apostles notice he has closed his eyes, and is rubbing the bridge of his nose. Exasperated, he asks: "Why... WHY would anyone order wine?"
If I was a cop, I would write the word 'Influence' on a bridge, and pull over anyone that drives under it.
Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but you need an Engineer if...
... you want one that just barely stands.
(I s**... at jokes) It only Takes 1
An older Irishman is sitting at a Rural bar looking depressed. A regular at the bar notices, and asks the old-timer what's the trouble?
[Old-Timer] See that road over there?
[Regular] Aye
[Old-Timer] I built that road. Carried the stones and put them in place my own sweat and blood. Do they call me Patrick the Road layer??? No...
And the Bridge down that road... I built that bridge... Did anyone help me, no... Do they call me Patrick the Bridge-Builder?!
No...
(Now getting Irate)
And the Church! I Labored for years and lost a finger to build the house of god. Do they call me Patrick the Church Builder!
NO...
But you F**K one goat.....
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