The Best 9 Bridg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bridg jokes. There are some bridg indian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bridg place puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bridg Jokes and Puns

Why are there no bridges named after Chuck Norris?

Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

A bridge killed my family...

We're arch enemies now.

Bridge blown up

During a drill a bridge is labeled with a sign as blown up. To his anger the drill instructor sees a whole platoon crossing the bridge. The last soldier has a sign on his back. The instructor pulls out his binoculars. The sign reads: We're swimming.

For the bridge enthusiasts out there: I think my ex must have been a bottom supported bridge with a track running down the middle.

Cantilever alone without someone running a train on her.

Work in progress, needs fine tuning.

What did the bridge say when the man went across it then came back?

Don't double cross me!

Bridget asks her son Paul, Paul, would you say I'm pretty or ugly?"

"A bit of both, actually" replies the teenager

"How do you mean that?" asks the puzzled Bridget

"I'd say you are pretty ugly"

What does a bridge say when it's overloaded?

I don't truss myself

Why are bridges always so vengeful?

Because everyone crosses them!

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?



Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bridg ten puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bridg manage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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