The Best 4 Bridetobe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bridetobe jokes. There are some bridetobe bridegroom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bridetobe smile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bridetobe Jokes and Puns

The night before the wedding

The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare.

"If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?" she slurred at the other bridesmaid.

"7-Up, because he's got seven inches and he can keep it up. What about you?"

"Mountain Dew. He knows how to mount and do me. And what about the future Mrs. Johnson? What kind of soda is Matt?"

"Jack Daniels," said the bride proudly.

"But that's not a soda! Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!" protested her friends.

The bride looked at them and said, "Girls, why do you think I'm marrying him?"

Bride

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."

"I know how to f*ck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted.
"I want you to teach me your lasagna recipe."

Newly wed 70-year old

Marty is with his fellow septuagenarian friends. During a thoughtful pause between all the joking and grousing he reveals that he and his new bride are having some issues with sex. The friends had previously warned Marty that his bride-to-be only wanted him for his money and now they rallied around him.

"You lied by saying that you're only 50 years old. And now she's disappointed that you have sex infrequently," ventured a friend.

"Yes, I lied," Marty confessed. "I said that I was 90 years old. And now she's upset that it's in frequently."

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What did the Spanish bride-to-be have at her bachelorette party?

A peen-ata.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bridetobe marriage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bridetobe bride piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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