Brides Jokes

What are some Brides jokes?

Four nuns about to take their vows..

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.

Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."

Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.

The Mother Superior said, "I am so honored you want to share this experience with us. May I ask why you came?"

"We're from the groom's family."

Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want the dishwasher to match with the fridge.

So this amputee hadn't told his fiance about his condition yet...

and he kept putting it off. Finally, on their wedding night, in bed with the lights out, he screws up his courage.
"Honey, I have a confession to make."
"What is it, dear?"
Instead of answering, he simply takes his brides hand and puts it on the stump of his leg.
"Well!" she exclaims, "This is a surprise! But I'll get the vaseline and see what I can do."

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why do brides cry at their wedding?

Because they never marry the best man

Why do brides smile so much at the wedding ?

No more blow jobs.

What is something long and hard that Polish brides get on their wedding day?

Their husband's last name.

Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?


Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Did you know Jesus actually got married after he was resurrected and ascended into heaven?

His dad surprised him with an arranged marriage by having Marry Magdalene crucified as well. It was one of those *nail order brides*.

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