Bricklaying Jokes
19 bricklaying jokes and hilarious bricklaying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bricklaying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bricklaying Short Jokes
Short bricklaying jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bricklaying humour may include short brick wall jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Greek bricklayer who lied a lot? He would always con Crete.
Joke from my neighbour, Slade.
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Bricklaying One Liners
Which bricklaying one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bricklaying? I can suggest the ones about building site and laying eggs.
- I'm dating an Italian bricklayer. It's cement to be.
- What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him?
- I used to date a Bricklayers daughter.. Cement the world to me.
- What do you call a bricklayer who stirs his mortar with a fork? A mortar forker!
- How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... Yell "Eh, Tony!"
- If bricklayers can lay bricks... Can Plumbers lay plumbs?
- What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer.
- What do you call a bricklayer at a f**... home? A mortician.
Humorous Bricklaying Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about bricklaying you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean construction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bricklaying pranks.
A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician
A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician argue about whose job is the oldest
The bricklayer goes first: "You see, we were there already when the pyramids were being built!"
The gardener answers: "True, but we already planted the flowers and trees in the garden of Eden."
To that, the electrician says: "You are right! But when god said 'Let there by light', we already layed the cables!"
A group of bricklayers a fixing up a nunnery
The abbess tells the sister cook to to cook up a meal for the hard working men, but before she gives it to them she should test their knowlege of the Bible. So she cooks lunch and carries it out to the workers. She spots one of them and asks him
"Good man, do you know Pontius Pilate?"
He ponders. "Pilate... Pilate... Hold on a sec." He yells upwards to his coworker on the scaffolding
"FRANK!"
"Yeah?"
"You know a Pontius Pilate?"
"Huh? No, why?"
"His wife's here with the lunch!"
A little boy is sitting with his grandfather (Hans) on a hill overlooking their small town.
The grandfather points out a church in the middle of town and says, "you see that church? I built it, but do they call me "Hans the Church Builder"? No."
A couple minutes later, Hans points out a long brick wall along the outskirts of town. He says to his grandson, "you see that brick wall? I laid all those bricks, but do they call me "Hans the Brick-Layer"? No."
A little while later, Hans points to a bridge just outside of town and says "you see that bridge? I built that bridge! Do they call me "Hans the Bridge-Builder"? No! But you f\*\*k *one sheep*..."
