The Best 7 Bricklayer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bricklayer jokes. There are some bricklayer labourer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bricklayer mortar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bricklayer Jokes and Puns

I'm dating an Italian bricklayer.

It's cement to be.

What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him?

Did you hear about the Greek bricklayer who lied a lot?

He would always con Crete.

Joke from my neighbour, Slade.

What do you call a bricklayer who stirs his mortar with a fork?

A mortar forker!

A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician

A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician argue about whose job is the oldest

The bricklayer goes first: "You see, we were there already when the pyramids were being built!"

The gardener answers: "True, but we already planted the flowers and trees in the garden of Eden."

To that, the electrician says: "You are right! But when god said 'Let there by light', we already layed the cables!"

If bricklayers can lay bricks...

Can Plumbers lay plumbs?

What do you call a bricklayer at a funeral home?

A mortician.

Bricklayer joke, What do you call a bricklayer at a funeral home?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bricklayer tradesmen puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bricklayer carpentry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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