Bricklayer Jokes
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I'm dating an Italian bricklayer.
It's cement to be.
What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him?
Did you hear about the Greek bricklayer who lied a lot?
He would always con Crete.
Joke from my neighbour, Slade.
I used to date a Bricklayers daughter..
Cement the world to me.
What do you call a bricklayer who stirs his mortar with a fork?
A mortar forker!
A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician
A bricklayer, a gardener and an electrician argue about whose job is the oldest
The bricklayer goes first: "You see, we were there already when the pyramids were being built!"
The gardener answers: "True, but we already planted the flowers and trees in the garden of Eden."
To that, the electrician says: "You are right! But when god said 'Let there by light', we already layed the cables!"
How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers...
Yell "Eh, Tony!"
If bricklayers can lay bricks...
Can Plumbers lay plumbs?
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