The Best 17 Brick Wall Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brick Wall jokes. There are some brick wall jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brick wall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brick Wall Jokes and Puns

What are they going to use to build the wall?

The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president.

What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?


A man walks by an insane asylum...

An man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting "21! 21! 21" As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what's going on. The inmates poke a stick through the hole, poking him in the eye, and yell "22! 22! 22!"

I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd

"We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?


P.s. sorry if you know this one

How do you throw an egg againts a brick wall without breaking it?

It doesn't matter, there is no way an egg would actually break brick wall.

Potassium is a brick wall to talk to

All it says is "K"

What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?

He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.

Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.

What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

Because he don't need no education....

So a man casually walked into a bar when he was stopped... a brick wall and broke his nose.

You can explore brick wall reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean brick wall dad jokes. There are also brick wall puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Trump said he would build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick yet.

He's just another middle aged man failing at a DIY project.

Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together?

Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.

Yo momma so ugly that if ugliness was measured in bricks she would be the Great Wall of China.

I was layin a brick wall, when all the sudden my neighbour shot it into pieces with a small howitzer.

He immediately became my mortar enemy.

I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are...

Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall.

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brick wall puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brick wall piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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