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142 brick jokes and hilarious brick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Delight in a laugh-out-loud collection of brick jokes - puns involving everything from basketballs and Lego bricks to walls, masons, and manholes! Enjoy inside jokes like, "What did the brick wall say to the other brick wall? 'I don't know, I'm just a brick in the wall'" and more!

Best Short Brick Jokes

Short brick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brick humour may include short tile jokes also.

  1. What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
  2. What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? The feathers.
    Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
  3. Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
  4. What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool? You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
  5. Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
  6. How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
  7. What's the difference between the Thalmor and a brick? A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim
  8. I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos
    "All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
  9. What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common? They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican
  10. I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about brick can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of brick puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Brick One Liners

Which brick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brick? I can suggest the ones about basket and building.

  1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
  2. What do fat women and Bricks have in common? They're both eventually laid by Mexicans
  3. What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
  4. I'd be very scared if I swallowed a cup of cement I'd be shittin' bricks
  5. What kind of company did Sauron start? Brick & Mordor.
  6. What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick can get laid.
  7. Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window
  8. What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand.
  9. What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? A brick gets laid
  10. What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold? Auch
  11. What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall? Dam
  12. A gold brick walks into a bar... ...bartender says "AU, We don't serve your type here!"
  13. Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
  14. What is red and bad for the teeth? A Brick
  15. I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.

Brick Wall Jokes

Here is a list of funny brick wall jokes and even better brick wall puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam
    P.s. sorry if you know this one
  • How do you throw an egg againts a brick wall without breaking it? It doesn't matter, there is no way an egg would actually break brick wall.
  • Potassium is a brick wall to talk to All it says is "K"
  • What happened to vin diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall? He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
  • Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
  • What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd Because he don't need no education....
  • So a man casually walked into a bar when he was stopped... ...by a brick wall and broke his nose.
  • Trump said he would build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick yet. He's just another middle aged man failing at a DIY project.
  • Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.
  • Yo momma so ugly that if ugliness was measured in bricks she would be the Great Wall of China.

Lego Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego brick jokes and even better lego brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The LEGO Museum was hit by an earthquake. Many were devastated that nearly all of the brick sculptures were destroyed,
    but the staff were able to pick up the pieces and move on.
  • Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.
  • My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego
  • Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
  • What do you call a PC made of legos? Bricked
  • Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed? Because he just couldn't Lego.
  • Did you hear about the Lego store Manager who was told his store would have to move? he started shifting bricks
  • LEGO bricks are like b**...... ...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.
  • What happens when you scare a lego man? They s**... a brick.
  • LEGO sued a Welsh farmer for the unlawful representation and use of their bricks. The entire courtroom was filled with disgust at the trial's out come. He got off on a Technic Cow t**....

Yellow Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny yellow brick jokes and even better yellow brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Brick House If a red house has red bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, what color bricks does a green house have?
    None, a green house is made out of glass.
  • Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa
  • I remember the last thing I said to Dorothy: Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
    just don't make a song and dance out of it.
  • What's a red house made of? Bricks.
    What's a yellow house made of?
    Yellow bricks.
    What's a blue house made of?
    Blue bricks.
    What's a white house made of?
    Lies.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
  • A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.
  • The last two surviving munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz" have passed away, and Sir Elton is dedicating a song... ...he's calling it "Goodbye Yellow Brick Choades"

Basketball Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny basketball brick jokes and even better basketball brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Whenever I hear brick I always yell out "HOUSE!" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games
Brick joke, Whenever I hear brick I always yell out "HOUSE!"

Comical Brick Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about brick you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean brig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make brick prank.

What's red and isn't good for your teeth?

A brick.

hahah brick!

There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, "Dad, why is my name Lily?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head."
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, "dad, why is my name Daisy?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, "Muuughmmmummphhhhhh"

"Shut up, Brick!"

A better blonde joke

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde? If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

There was a father with three daughters...

The first daughter came up to him and said, "Dad, why is my name daisy?"
He replies, "because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, "Dad, why is my name lily?"
"When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."
The third daughter walks up to him and says, "MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"
"Shut up Brick!"

A woman walks up to me and says "give me 12 inches and make it hurt"....

So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick

How Kids Got Their Names

3 Kids are taking about how they got their names, and why their parents named as such.
The first one, a girl named "Rose" says "I was named Rose, because when I was born my parents dropped rose pedals on me."
The second one, a boy named "Ash" says "I was named Ash, because wedge I was born my parents dropped ashes on me."
The third one, a boy named "Brick" says "AHHHUUUUAUUAUUAAAA HUUAAA HURRRR"

What's red and unhealthy for your teeth?

A brick.

Three Daughters

One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, "Mother, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head."
Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, "Mother, why did you name me Daisy?"
"Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The third daughter comes up to her and asks, "GHLSARGHLARGHLARG."
"What did you say Brick?"

Your mother is like a brick

Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

What is brown and bad for teeth?

A brick.

A mother has 3 kids

A mother has 3 kids.
The first kid goes up to her mom and says,
"Mommy, why I am I named petal?"
The mom responds, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The second child goes up to her mom and says, "Why am I named Rose?"
The mom says, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Finally, the third child comes up and says, "My favorite color is potato."
"SHUT UP BRICK"

I s**... identify as a brick.

I'm always hard and I've only been laid once.

These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster...

These days everyone wants instant stratification.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

A man walks by an insane asylum...

An man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting "21! 21! 21" As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what's going on. The inmates poke a stick through the hole, poking him in the eye, and yell "22! 22! 22!"

What is the difference between a dead h**... and a brick?

I don't have a brick floating in my pool.

Building in Antarctica is difficult!

No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.

Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory...

And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets s**... into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.
"Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?" The salt brick on the top asks.
"Oh yeah I'm fine."

TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system

I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
\m/

What's big, red, and hurts your teeth?

A brick

Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather?

The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

I saw a baby locked in a hot car, so I threw a brick through the window.

Turns out the window was down...

We all know what's red and bad for your teeth (a brick). But what is blue and really bad for your teeth?

A really fast brick.

What had 8 legs and lives in the ocean?

4 bodys chained to a brick.
...also, octopi

My wife has been keeping secrets from me.

I just built a fence and put down some paving. Turns out not only is she a master carpenter she's also an expert brick layer. If only I had known earlier I could have sought her advice before I did the work. It would have saved me from making all the obvious mistakes she pointed out after the work was done.

My Neighbors like my bands music...

so much they recently threw a Brick threw my Window to hear it better!

My ex girlfriend is a brick

Flat on both sides and laid by hispanic men.

A girl asks her father a question.

"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
His second daughter walks up to him and asks him the same question.
"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Rose, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
"HMDJKGYGD".
"Oh, hi, Brick."

Three kids are in a park with their father

The first child approaches the father and asks,
"Dad, why am I named Dandy?"
Father responds,
"Because a dandelion fell on your head when you were born."
Second kid comes up and asks
"Dad, why am I named Rose?"
Dad responds,
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
Third kid runs up screaming,
"HRJSOAOSBRBRJFIDISOSBBPPPBFFFSSSS"

Dad gets up and shouts at the third one, causing a scene,
"SHUT UP BRICK!"

A man says to his psychologist...

"I keep thinking about killing my wife. Sometimes, I even mime out bashing her brains in with a brick"
"I'm absolutely certain that you're not capable of that" replied the psychologist.
"You're sure?"
"Yes, judging by what you've told me, she's far too hardheaded for that to work"

"Dad, why did you name me Rain?"

Dad: "Because rain was the first thing that fell on you"
Rain: "Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?"
Dad: "Yes, you are absolutely right"
*a baby cries in the corner*
Dad: Shut up Brick!

Im so good at guitar,

That my neighbours decided to throw a brick at my window so that they could hear me better!

There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick

Rain asked his mom, Why is my name 'Rain'?
Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.
Then Snow asked his mom, Why is my name 'Snow'?
Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.
Then Brick asked his mom, NYANYANYANYA

Bricks have a frustrating s**... life.

They're hard all the time, but only get laid once.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"

There was three brothers: Little Tear, Little Feather and Little Brick

One day, Little Tear asked their mom:
— Mommy, why I'm called 'Little Tear'?
Then Mom said:
— That's because when you were born, a tear dropped in your head.
......
So Little Feather asked:
— And why I'm called like that?
— That's because a feather fell on your head when you were born, son.
......
Lastly, Little Brick asked:
— *ANNNNNNNNNNHHHHAOAOAOOA*

A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when ...

A man was walking along the street with a brick on a leash, when a lady came up to him and said: "What's your dog's name?". The man replied: "It's not a dog lady, it's a brick on a leash!". The woman walked away shaking her head. When she was gone, the man turned to the brick and said: "We sure fooled her, didn't we rover?"

Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand, and brick.

One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks her: Mom, why am I called snowflake? Then the mother replies: Because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. The next day goes Sand and asks: Mom, why am I called Sand? And the mother replies: Because when you were born, a small grain of sand fell on your head. The next day goes brick and asks: gyefagcxheufrhd

What's the difference between a Blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick, it won't follow you around for weeks afterwards.

Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day.

Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day. The teacher asks Raindrop "Why is your name Raindrop?"
"Because when I was born, a raindrop fell on my head."
Then she asks Snowflake "Why is your name Snowflake?"
"Because when I was born, a snowflake fell on my head."
Then she asks Brick "Why is your name Brick?"
"Muuuhggaahhh!"

What's the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?

Not much, if we're going off my mother-in-law's recipe.

Why is my name daisy..

A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick

Rose

Daughter 1: Daddy, why am I named Rose?
Dad: Because when your mother gave birth to you, a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter 2: What about me?
Dad: Because, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Son: *walks in* Anso nai?!
Dad: Oh, hey, Brick.

There is a boy that went to school after 3 weeks of absence...

The teacher asks him:
-Why didn't you come to school in your first week of absence?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandma and we had to burry her.
Teacher:But second week?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandpa and we had to burry him.
Teacher:And the last week?
Boy:A brick fell on my dad and we had to burry him.
Teacher:But what were you doing all this time??
Boy:I was on the roof of my house playing with bricks.

A father and a mother have three children. One day the first child comes up and says...

"Father. Mother. Why is my name Rose?"
And the Father says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The child nods and goes away the second oldest then starts wondering about her name so she goes up to her father.
"Father why is my name Raina?"
"Because when you were born a rain drop fell on your head."
Then the third child comes up. "Ruuuuhhhhh hahdiehakidonw"
"SHUT UP, BRICK!!!!!"

What appears to be blue, is actually red, and is terrible for your teeth?

An approaching Doppler-shifted brick.

What does your mom and a brick have in common?

They'll both be getting laid by Mexicans later.

My neighbors love my drum playing so much

that they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better

A little girl ask to her mom: "mom, why am I named Rosa?"

And her mom said: "because when you were born a rose fell on you head"
Her sister Daisy heatrs this and ask: "why is my name Daisy?"
And her mom said: because when you were born a daisy fell in your head"
When their brother Brick heard this, he ask: "GHTAKNDIALFJKQODK"

I'm confused on what you need to enter a store or restaurant nowadays....

... is it a face mask or a brick?

I'm confused.

Do I need a mask or a brick to enter a store?

My neighbors loves the music I play

they loved it so much they threw a brick through my window to hear it better!

When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were h**...'s. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few h**...'s if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border...

Idaho.

There were three brothers Feather, Pillow and Brick.

One day Feather went to his mother and asked:
-Mom, why is my name Feather?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a feather fell on your head.
-she replied.
Next day Pillo asked the same question.
-Mom, why is my name Pillow?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a pillow fell on your head.
The third day Brick went up to her mom and goes:
-The Earth is flat!

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y'all

There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.
So Violet goes to her and asks: Mom, why am I called Violet?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Then Rose comes and asks: Mom, why am I called Rose?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Then Brick goes and asks: CjfbjabMandmabwlbdkabNbskdbslonvibcdhovtcbxtblvocbjfshkvgdvynv?

A mother had three kids called Drop, Feather, and Brick

A mother had three kids called Drop, Feather, and Brick.
Perplexed, the first kid asks his mother "Mom, why did you named me Drop?"
And she says: "Because when you were born, a little drop fell in your head..."
The second kid asks: "Mom, why did you named me Feather?"
She answers: "Because when you were born, a feather fell in your head..."
Finally, the third kid says: "GUhhhGaahh \*loud noises\* HUEHUE"


Sorry guys

Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are

One says"my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because"...the second man says"my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because"the third man says"my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because"....their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does ...the fourth man replies"he's a gay stripper"..the third man says"oh you must be ashamed I'm sorry"which the fourth man says"not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because"

My aunt has three daughters

One day her three daughter run up to her mom and one of them yells
"mom!!! Why am I named rose?"
"Well sweetie, when you where born a rose pedal fell on your head"
The second daughter.
"Mommy!!!!!!!!! Why am I named violet?"
"Because when you where born a violet somehow fell on your head"
The third child.
"Djfiiiggf fiichd ajjguie fuuhsb?"
"Oh shut up brick"

An ugly son asks his Dad Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Because when she was coming out of the hospital, a rose fell from the sky and landed on her forehead.
US: Same for Penny?
Dad: Yup. A penny just fell onto her little head.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.

Little Johnny is in class...

and his teacher says; 'Whoever answers my question right, can go home'. Johnny takes a brick from his bag and throws it through the window. 'Who did that?!?!' the teacher yelled. 'I did sir, can I go home now?'

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen...

... and then it hit me.

So my brother told me this joke. He said it is a nerd joke

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
The same brick moving really really fast.

What's the difference between a brick and a ginger?

Only one of them gets laid!

I'm a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk.

Brown to the left of me. Ochre to the right. Here I am stuck in a middle-ish hue.

Brick joke, I'm a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk.

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