Brick Jokes

Funniest Brick Short Jokes

Short brick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brick humour may include short tile jokes also.

1. What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
2. What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? The feathers.
   Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
3. Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
4. What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool? You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
5. Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
6. How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
7. What's the difference between the Thalmor and a brick? A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim
8. I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos
   "All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
9. What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common? They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican
10. I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store.

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Brick One Liners

Which brick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brick? I can suggest the ones about basket and building.

1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
2. What do fat women and Bricks have in common? They're both eventually laid by Mexicans
3. What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
4. I'd be very scared if I swallowed a cup of cement I'd be shittin' bricks
5. What kind of company did Sauron start? Brick & Mordor.
6. What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick can get laid.
7. Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window
8. What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand.
9. What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? A brick gets laid
10. What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold? Auch
11. What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall? Dam
12. A gold brick walks into a bar... ...bartender says "AU, We don't serve your type here!"
13. Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
14. What is red and bad for the teeth? A Brick
15. I downloaded a Lego app today. It bricked my phone.

Brick Wall Jokes

Here is a list of funny brick wall jokes and even better brick wall puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam
  P.s. sorry if you know this one
• How do you throw an egg againts a brick wall without breaking it? It doesn't matter, there is no way an egg would actually break brick wall.
• Potassium is a brick wall to talk to All it says is "K"
• What happened to vin diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall? He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
• Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
• What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd Because he don't need no education....
• So a man casually walked into a bar when he was stopped... ...by a brick wall and broke his nose.
• Trump said he would build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick yet. He's just another middle aged man failing at a DIY project.
• Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.
• Yo momma so ugly that if ugliness was measured in bricks she would be the Great Wall of China.

Lego Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny lego brick jokes and even better lego brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The LEGO Museum was hit by an earthquake. Many were devastated that nearly all of the brick sculptures were destroyed,
  but the staff were able to pick up the pieces and move on.
• Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick? Because you're a stud.
• My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego
• Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
• What do you call a PC made of legos? Bricked
• Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed? Because he just couldn't Lego.
• Did you hear about the Lego store Manager who was told his store would have to move? he started shifting bricks
• LEGO bricks are like b**...... ...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.
• What happens when you scare a lego man? They s**... a brick.
• LEGO sued a Welsh farmer for the unlawful representation and use of their bricks. The entire courtroom was filled with disgust at the trial's out come. He got off on a Technic Cow t**....

Yellow Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny yellow brick jokes and even better yellow brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Brick House If a red house has red bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, what color bricks does a green house have?
  None, a green house is made out of glass.
• Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa
• I remember the last thing I said to Dorothy: Go down the yellow brick road if you like,
  just don't make a song and dance out of it.
• What's a red house made of? Bricks.
  What's a yellow house made of?
  Yellow bricks.
  What's a blue house made of?
  Blue bricks.
  What's a white house made of?
  Lies.
• Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
• A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.
• The last two surviving munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz" have passed away, and Sir Elton is dedicating a song... ...he's calling it "Goodbye Yellow Brick Choades"

Basketball Brick Jokes

Here is a list of funny basketball brick jokes and even better basketball brick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Whenever I hear brick I always yell out "HOUSE!" My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games

Comical Brick Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about brick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brick pranks.