The Best 81 Brick Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Brick jokes. There are some brick masonry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brick daisy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Brick Jokes and Puns
What's red and isn't good for your teeth?
A brick.
hahah brick!
There is a father and he has three daughters
The oldest daughter comes up to him and asks, "Dad, why is my name Lily?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a Lily fell on your head."
Then the second oldest daughter comes up and asks, "dad, why is my name Daisy?"
The father responds, "because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Then the youngest daughter comes up and says, "Muuughmmmummphhhhhh"
"Shut up, Brick!"
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
A better blonde joke
What is the difference between a brick and a blonde? If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
There was a father with three daughters...
The first daughter came up to him and said, "Dad, why is my name daisy?"
He replies, "because when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter comes up to him and asks the same, "Dad, why is my name lily?"
"When you were born, a lily pad fell on your head."
The third daughter walks up to him and says, "MAUUUNGUNNFFFAUUUUUUU!"
"Shut up Brick!"
Yo mama's like a brick.....
dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
How Kids Got Their Names
3 Kids are taking about how they got their names, and why their parents named as such.
The first one, a girl named "Rose" says "I was named Rose, because when I was born my parents dropped rose pedals on me."
The second one, a boy named "Ash" says "I was named Ash, because wedge I was born my parents dropped ashes on me."
The third one, a boy named "Brick" says "AHHHUUUUAUUAUUAAAA HUUAAA HURRRR"
How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
What's red and unhealthy for your teeth?
A brick.
Three Daughters
One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, "Mother, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head."
Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, "Mother, why did you name me Daisy?"
"Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The third daughter comes up to her and asks, "GHLSARGHLARGHLARG."
"What did you say Brick?"
Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?
he missed the rains down in africa
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Your mother is like a brick
Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans
What is brown and bad for teeth?
A brick.
A mother has 3 kids
A mother has 3 kids.
The first kid goes up to her mom and says,
"Mommy, why I am I named petal?"
The mom responds, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The second child goes up to her mom and says, "Why am I named Rose?"
The mom says, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Finally, the third child comes up and says, "My favorite color is potato."
"SHUT UP BRICK"
I sexually identify as a brick.
I'm always hard and I've only been laid once.
These days my boss has been getting on my nerves. See I'm a brick layer and he is always yelling to layer the bricks faster and faster...
These days everyone wants instant stratification.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
A man walks by an insane asylum...
An man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting "21! 21! 21" As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what's going on. The inmates poke a stick through the hole, poking him in the eye, and yell "22! 22! 22!"
What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick?
I don't have a brick floating in my pool.
I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick.
It's a hardware store.
Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory...
And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets sucked into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.
"Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?" The salt brick on the top asks.
"Oh yeah I'm fine."
What do a brick and I have in common?
We both get laid by hand.
What's big, red, and hurts your teeth?
A brick
Hey, are you the top of a Lego brick?
Because you're a stud.
Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather?
The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd
"We don't need no education" -Devos
"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
We all know what's red and bad for your teeth (a brick). But what is blue and really bad for your teeth?
A really fast brick.
What had 8 legs and lives in the ocean?
4 bodys chained to a brick.
...also, octopi
My wife has been keeping secrets from me.
I just built a fence and put down some paving. Turns out not only is she a master carpenter she's also an expert brick layer. If only I had known earlier I could have sought her advice before I did the work. It would have saved me from making all the obvious mistakes she pointed out after the work was done.
My ex girlfriend is a brick
Flat on both sides and laid by hispanic men.
A girl asks her father a question.
"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
His second daughter walks up to him and asks him the same question.
"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Rose, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
"HMDJKGYGD".
"Oh, hi, Brick."
Three kids are in a park with their father
The first child approaches the father and asks,
"Dad, why am I named Dandy?"
Father responds,
"Because a dandelion fell on your head when you were born."
Second kid comes up and asks
"Dad, why am I named Rose?"
Dad responds,
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
Third kid runs up screaming,
"HRJSOAOSBRBRJFIDISOSBBPPPBFFFSSSS"
Dad gets up and shouts at the third one, causing a scene,
"SHUT UP BRICK!"
A man says to his psychologist...
"I keep thinking about killing my wife. Sometimes, I even mime out bashing her brains in with a brick"
"I'm absolutely certain that you're not capable of that" replied the psychologist.
"You're sure?"
"Yes, judging by what you've told me, she's far too hardheaded for that to work"
What do you say when you get hit by a brick of gold?
Auch
"Dad, why did you name me Rain?"
Dad: "Because rain was the first thing that fell on you"
Rain: "Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?"
Dad: "Yes, you are absolutely right"
*a baby cries in the corner*
Dad: Shut up Brick!
There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick
Rain asked his mom, Why is my name 'Rain'?
Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.
Then Snow asked his mom, Why is my name 'Snow'?
Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.
Then Brick asked his mom, NYANYANYANYA
Bricks have a frustrating sex life.
They're hard all the time, but only get laid once.
"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"
There was three brothers: Little Tear, Little Feather and Little Brick
One day, Little Tear asked their mom:
— Mommy, why I'm called 'Little Tear'?
Then Mom said:
— That's because when you were born, a tear dropped in your head.
......
So Little Feather asked:
— And why I'm called like that?
— That's because a feather fell on your head when you were born, son.
......
Lastly, Little Brick asked:
— *ANNNNNNNNNNHHHHAOAOAOOA*
Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand, and brick.
One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks her: Mom, why am I called snowflake? Then the mother replies: Because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. The next day goes Sand and asks: Mom, why am I called Sand? And the mother replies: Because when you were born, a small grain of sand fell on your head. The next day goes brick and asks: gyefagcxheufrhd
What happened to Vin Diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?
He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.
What's the difference between a Blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it won't follow you around for weeks afterwards.
Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day.
Three kids named Raindrop, Snowflake and Brick are in school on the first day. The teacher asks Raindrop "Why is your name Raindrop?"
"Because when I was born, a raindrop fell on my head."
Then she asks Snowflake "Why is your name Snowflake?"
"Because when I was born, a snowflake fell on my head."
Then she asks Brick "Why is your name Brick?"
"Muuuhggaahhh!"
What's the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?
Not much, if we're going off my mother-in-law's recipe.
Why is my name daisy..
A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick
Rose
Daughter 1: Daddy, why am I named Rose?
Dad: Because when your mother gave birth to you, a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter 2: What about me?
Dad: Because, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Son: *walks in* Anso nai?!
Dad: Oh, hey, Brick.
There is a boy that went to school after 3 weeks of absence...
The teacher asks him:
-Why didn't you come to school in your first week of absence?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandma and we had to burry her.
Teacher:But second week?
Boy:A brick fell on my grandpa and we had to burry him.
Teacher:And the last week?
Boy:A brick fell on my dad and we had to burry him.
Teacher:But what were you doing all this time??
Boy:I was on the roof of my house playing with bricks.
A father and a mother have three children. One day the first child comes up and says...
"Father. Mother. Why is my name Rose?"
And the Father says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." The child nods and goes away the second oldest then starts wondering about her name so she goes up to her father.
"Father why is my name Raina?"
"Because when you were born a rain drop fell on your head."
Then the third child comes up. "Ruuuuhhhhh hahdiehakidonw"
"SHUT UP, BRICK!!!!!"
What's the difference between the Thalmor and a brick?
A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim
What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?
Dam
A little girl ask to her mom: "mom, why am I named Rosa?"
And her mom said: "because when you were born a rose fell on you head"
Her sister Daisy heatrs this and ask: "why is my name Daisy?"
And her mom said: because when you were born a daisy fell in your head"
When their brother Brick heard this, he ask: "GHTAKNDIALFJKQODK"
I'm confused on what you need to enter a store or restaurant nowadays....
... is it a face mask or a brick?
I'm confused.
Do I need a mask or a brick to enter a store?
My neighbors loves the music I play
they loved it so much they threw a brick through my window to hear it better!
When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were ho's. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few ho's if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border...
Idaho.
A gold brick walks into a bar...
...bartender says "AU, We don't serve your type here!"
There were three brothers Feather, Pillow and Brick.
One day Feather went to his mother and asked:
-Mom, why is my name Feather?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a feather fell on your head.
-she replied.
Next day Pillo asked the same question.
-Mom, why is my name Pillow?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a pillow fell on your head.
The third day Brick went up to her mom and goes:
-The Earth is flat!
Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y'all
There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.
So Violet goes to her and asks: Mom, why am I called Violet?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Then Rose comes and asks: Mom, why am I called Rose?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Then Brick goes and asks: CjfbjabMandmabwlbdkabNbskdbslonvibcdhovtcbxtblvocbjfshkvgdvynv?
A mother had three kids called Drop, Feather, and Brick
A mother had three kids called Drop, Feather, and Brick.
Perplexed, the first kid asks his mother "Mom, why did you named me Drop?"
And she says: "Because when you were born, a little drop fell in your head..."
The second kid asks: "Mom, why did you named me Feather?"
She answers: "Because when you were born, a feather fell in your head..."
Finally, the third kid says: "GUhhhGaahh \*loud noises\* HUEHUE"
Sorry guys
Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are
One says"my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because"...the second man says"my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because"the third man says"my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because"....their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does ...the fourth man replies"he's a gay stripper"..the third man says"oh you must be ashamed I'm sorry"which the fourth man says"not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because"
My aunt has three daughters
One day her three daughter run up to her mom and one of them yells
"mom!!! Why am I named rose?"
"Well sweetie, when you where born a rose pedal fell on your head"
The second daughter.
"Mommy!!!!!!!!! Why am I named violet?"
"Because when you where born a violet somehow fell on your head"
The third child.
"Djfiiiggf fiichd ajjguie fuuhsb?"
"Oh shut up brick"
An ugly son asks his Dad Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Because when she was coming out of the hospital, a rose fell from the sky and landed on her forehead.
US: Same for Penny?
Dad: Yup. A penny just fell onto her little head.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Little Johnny is in class...
and his teacher says; 'Whoever answers my question right, can go home'. Johnny takes a brick from his bag and throws it through the window. 'Who did that?!?!' the teacher yelled. 'I did sir, can I go home now?'
I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen...
... and then it hit me.
So my brother told me this joke. He said it is a nerd joke
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
The same brick moving really really fast.
What is red and bad for the teeth?
A Brick
What is the difference between you and a brick?
A brick can get laid.
What's the difference between a brick and a ginger?
Only one of them gets laid!
What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?
Dam
P.s. sorry if you know this one
How do you throw an egg againts a brick wall without breaking it?
It doesn't matter, there is no way an egg would actually break brick wall.
I'm a chameleon. Somehow wedged myself between a brick and a tree trunk.
Brown to the left of me. Ochre to the right. Here I am stuck in a middle-ish hue.
me and my redhead friend
me to my redhead friend : "what's the difference between a ginger and a brick?"
my friend: "what?"
me: "only one of them gets laid"
A drug addict calls the police to report something interesting
The police officer, interested, asks. "What is it?"
The addict responds. "Okay, I-"
The officer interrupts, quickly making sure they're not on drugs "You're sober right now, right?"
"Yes, this happened when I was sober too."
All seems okay to this point. "Okay, go on."
"I saw an Italian plumber bump his head on a brick and grow three times his size!"
The officer pauses for a moment and mumbles to himself. "It's the mushrooms."
A mom is driving to the grocery store with her kids
One of her kids say, Mom why did you name me Rose?
The mom says, When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a rose landed on your head so I named you Rose.
Another one of her kids ask, Mom why did you name me Leaf?
The mom says, When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a leaf landed on your head so I named you Leaf.
Her third kid says, Babsjvdidvosneibey
And she says, Shut up Brick!
A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him.
A cop sees him and says to himself: "I'll make fun of him."
He walks up to him and says: "Gee, you've got a nice dog!"
The fool replies, "Are you crazy? That's a brick!"
The angry cop walks away.
The fool turns to the brick and says, "We got him, didn't we, Rex?"
what do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?
a brrrick
Potassium is a brick wall to talk to
All it says is "K"
Life is like a brick....
It's hard
The LEGO Museum was hit by an earthquake.
Many were devastated that nearly all of the brick sculptures were destroyed,
but the staff were able to pick up the pieces and move on.
What is big, red, hard and bad for your teeth?
a brick.
What kind of company did Sauron start?
Brick & Mordor.
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