Bribe Jokes
33 bribe jokes and hilarious bribe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bribe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bribe Short Jokes
Short bribe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bribe humour may include short lure jokes also.
- Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers.
- When it comes to corruption in countries Nigeria takes first place and Pakistan comes in second. I have a feeling that pakistan bribed Nigeria to take first place…
- As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, Why do I always have to pay you to be good?Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"
- Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal... Just do it
- My english teacher told me that the file I sent her was corrupt, and that she couldn't open it I suggested bribing it
- What's the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician? When the referee gets bribed at least someone wins.
- a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals
- At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport
Me: *hands credit card*
Customs: You can't bribe me
Me: It's my visa - If you're about to bribe a politician, always go for a female one. You'd only have to give them 77% of the money you would've had to give a man
- Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
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Bribe One Liners
Which bribe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bribe? I can suggest the ones about blackmail and bait.
- What currency do processes use to bribe the processor? They use cache
- I don't need to bribe my children to be good... Because they are good for nothing.
- I went to school to become a Bribe Coordinator... So far, it's really paying off.
- 100 dollars can be used to bribe 99% of the population.
- It seems I've joined a church run by the Thieves' Guild. We've been reading the Bribe-al.
- I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled
- Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe
- What Hillary's word for a bribe? Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
- How many bribes does it take to kill a politician? None.
- What do bribed radio stations do to up and coming artists? They FM.
- Yo mama so ugly The camera had to be bribed to take her picture
- What's the only branch of government that can be bribed? The "Jew" dicial branch
- What do you call a bribed leader of the third r**...? Paid-off h**...
Rib-Tickling Bribe Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about bribe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bargain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bribe pranks.
Jewish Judge
Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, HONEST Jewish Judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers became uncomfortable.
" You, attorney John, gave me $ 50,000 and you, attorney Sam, gave me $ 60,000."
The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $ 10,000, He handed it to attorney Sam and said...
"Now that I'm returning $ 10,000, we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.
Why is bribery i**... in election?
Because you actually get what you were promised.
Bribery is never the answer...
At least, that is what they paid me to say
A Libertarian, a Republican, and a Liberal walk into a bar...
the bouncer asks for their IDs. The liberal says he identifies as a 21 year old so they should let him in, the republican hands the bouncer a bribe because the rules don't apply to him. The libertarian asks Do you have a warrant? .
With the bribery and corruption scandal surrounding the World Cup, I want to remind everyone that money can't change someone's mind.
But I'm willing to try.
An old carpenter was carrying a coffin on his head
An old man was carrying a coffin on his head in his bicycle during midnight. He saw a cop standing near a check post who stopped him. The cop asked him why he was carrying coffin on his head. Fearing he might have to bribe the cop he said It was so hot wherever I was buried. I am trying to move to a new burial ground with my coffin . The cop fainted.
