One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.
I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
The pounds will drop fast.
He Brexit
Exactly 1GB
Make America Great Britain again!
I go in hard and pull out when I realise I have no clue what I'm doing
USA: hold my drink!
It's called Brexit
You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts.
He brexit.
and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.
Brexit.
Its called the Brexit
Did the Czech Republic check-out?
They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before.
He always meows loudly to be let out but when I open the door, he refuses to go through it.
It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the "Brexit".
adiEU
Only two: One to promise a new bulb before Christmas and another one to screw it up.
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... and they all order a drink. The barman pours a glass of beer each for the Frenchman and the German, put provides a plastic cup of beer for the Englishman.
The other two ask him, "Why do we have glasses, and he has a plastic cup?"
The barman replies, "Because he Brexit."
It doesn't have Brussels
You Brexit, you bought it.
"Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."
... quite secessful.
The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card.
Actually.. yeah sorry I'll tell you in a few months.
1 GB
They beg to be let out but just sit at the door when they finally are
Brexit.
But Theresa May
Whilst Brexit is really fisting the Pound.
They're calling it the ounce, now.
There is a new slimming product in town.
It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds.
Barman: Why the long farce?
we can expect
1. Nexit
2. Frexit
3. Grexit
4. Departugal
5. Italeave
6. Czechout
7. Outstria
8. Finish
9. Slovakout
10. Latervia
11. Byegium
12. Polend
..nothing seems to add up, it just takes away and does division
May wants to leave at the end of May.
AdiEU
When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?
In anticipation of Brexit many British politicians have unfriended their EU counterparts on Facebook.
I guess now they will have to referiend'em...
Both seem to have been caught up in a fishing scam
USA : lol, hold my beer
And to any brexiters, denigrate means to put down.
No-deal Brexit
Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?
BREXIT.
She Brexit.
The UK and the US are having a battle to see who can ruin their country the fastest.
We were winning with Brexit but the US had a Trump card.
However Thereisa chance we May yet still win.
Brexit
Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought...
stay, slamming the door.
By digging 96 feet below the Westminster.
Since he led Arsenal to another quick European exit.
He made leaving Europe look so easy.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
They'll have an additional 1 **GB** of free space.
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What, you didn't seriously expect to see some did you?
BREICH
"Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."
I heard yesterday they fired half of the cast.
Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England.
nobody anticipated the Mexit to come.
Baby I'm gonna Leave EU
Leave EU when the summer comes
Leave EU when the summer comes a-rolling.
Schrodinger's Brexit.
Atleast I'd get pounded less
Didn't she ever learn that no means no ?
Too soon? For me too.
I'd have £2.
A lot of pounds.
Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.
Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls.
the bad news is my winnings are in pound sterling.
Is that we might get a new song from U2
Because just imagine the baby he'd have made if he hadn't pulled out of Angela Merkel!
... Instead of Brexit, they should have called it the Great Brecession.
Britain: Down with the EU!
*Next Day*
Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Because paper money weighs like a gram but Britain's is a pound.
Bruck off
This is neutral. This joke could be taken to mean how slow Brexit is or that it's a bad idea, just saying that so I don't get murdered.
a Brexit
He always brexit.
Parliament will now vote on March 12th instead. I hope they vote against it. I don't like Tuesdays.
Since we import 50% of our water from the EU, so after Brexit we will have 50% less rain.
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