The Best 24 Brews Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brews jokes. There are some brews brewer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brews beer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brews Jokes and Puns

How does a jew get his beer?

He brews

How does a Jew make beer?

He brews.

My mate threw a beer bottle at my head

It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews

Brews joke, My mate threw a beer bottle at my head

How does Moses makes coffee ?

He brews

How does Moses make his tea?

He brews it.

What does a Jewish beer maker do?

He brews

Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?

Sorry, fake brews.

Brews joke, Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?

The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista...

He brews.

Last night, I was hit in the face with one of those mini beer cans

Don't worry, I'm fine. But it did leave a small brews.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

If batman didn't fight crime, he would have opened a vineyard...

... Because he brews wine.


You can explore brews dustpan reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean brews moses dad jokes. There are also brews puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How does Moses make tea?

He brews

What does a hipster Jew do in his free time?

He brews.

Why did the Jewish guy open up a coffee shop?

Cuz he brews!!

When trouble brews, why do members of the White House staff rush the president to the Oval Office?

Because he can never be cornered there.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Brews joke, What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

How does Noah make coffee?

He brews it...

My Jewish neighbor makes his own beer.

He brews it very well.

Why was the goy invited to Thanksgiving dinner at the Goldsteins?

He brews.

How does Jesus make tea?

He brews it.

What does a Jew do first thing in the morning?

He brews.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

"Show me your brews!"

Did you hear about the Jewish guy who makes his own beer?

He brews his own

What's does the self reliant alcoholic Rabbi Pedophile do in his spare time?

Very little, he brews.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brews espresso jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brews aburrido piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes