Uproarious Brewers Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
Two brewers made a joke about drowning in beverage.
You wouldn't understand it. It's an in-cider joke.
What kind of music do brewers listen to?
They listen to Hip-Hops!
Annual Brewers Convention
The CEOs of Budweiser, Heineken and Guinness meet at the annual Brewers Convention. They decide to go for drinks afterwards.
They go to a bar and sit down at a table. The CEO of Budweiser says, "First round is on me!" and orders three Budweisers. They drink and chat, and after a while the CEO of Heineken says, "My turn!" and orders three Heineken.
They drink and talk a bit more, until the CEO of Guinness says, "My turn!" and orders three Dr. Pepper. The others look at him, surprised, and ask him if he doesn't want to drink beer. He replies, "Well, YOU didn't order any beer either, so I thought YOU didn't want to..."
The first transgender World Series
The Brewers, an NL team that used to be an AL team, against the Astros, an AL team that used to be an NL team.
Why are beer brewers never sad?
Because they're hoppy.
