The Best 10 Brewer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brewer jokes. There are some brewer ale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brewer brewmaster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brewer Jokes and Puns

Did you hear that the beer brewing Company got a new Brewer?

He's only got one leg and is in charge of hops

In a brewery, the ceiling is getting painted

One of the painters falls into a barrel with 1000 liters of beer and drowns. His boss then goes to the colleague's wife to report the death. "Did my husband suffer much?" "I don't think so, he went out to take a piss three times."

Two brewers made a joke about drowning in beverage.

You wouldn't understand it. It's an in-cider joke.

What does a brewery and a Nickelback concert have in common?

They are both responsible for a lot of boos.

BREWER: We're sorry to inform you Mrs. O'reilly that your husband drowned today at the Guinness factory

WIFE: Well at least give me the comfort in knowing it was a quick death

BREWER: well he drowned in only 15 minutes, short considering he got out of the keg twice to pee

Why did the brewery keep rabbits on hand?

So they could add the hops.

I believe Jesus worked as a beer brewer.

The bible says Hebrews.

Brewer joke, I believe Jesus worked as a beer brewer.

I went to a brewery tour and the tour guide asked what horrible thing happened in the early 1900s

Apparently women's suffrage wasn't the right answer.

Why did the beer brewer hang himself?

He had no hops.

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brewer mugs puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brewer malt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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