Brewed Jokes
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I started brewing beer specifically for certain professions. The first two batches were brewed for lumberjacks and bellhops.
A lager and a porter.
My coffee wasn't strong enough.
So, yesterday instead of using water, I brewed with Red Bull. I got halfway to work before I realised I'd forgotten my car.
They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks...
It was NAS-tea
Macduff was on his deathbed.
He called on his good friend, Macleod, to visit him before he died. "Macleod," he said, "take that bottle of whisky on the bedside table. It's a Macallan 1951, brewed the year I was born. You'll never find a finer Scotch. When I am buried, I want you to pour it on my grave."
Macleod nodded solemnly, and then asked,
"Can I filter it through my kidneys first?'
A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.
Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.
I brewed my coffee with Redbull today
I can smell noises
I cold brewed my coffee for the first time this morning.
It didn't come out so hot...
Chai Tea
My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a p**... of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty s**......
The bruises will heal soon.
How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?
With lots of hops!
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