Following is our collection of funny Brew jokes. There are some brew stout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brew reali puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I drank it and left my house to go to work. After 15 minutes I realized I forgot my car.
A he brew.
...and each take a seat and order a beer. When the Englishman gets his beer, he sees a fly floating in it, and politely asks for a different brew. The Scotsman, intrigued by this, looks into his beer and also notices a fly in it. He shrugs and picks it out. When the Irishman's beer arrives, also containing one fly, he's had enough. He picks up the fly, holds it very close to his mouth, and says...
"Spit it out, lad, spit it all out!"
"Looks like the killerβ¦
BREW his mind."
He brew up.
Hee brew
He brew
Cool beans.
The wife claims, "You should do it, because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband says, "You are in charge of cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."
The husband replied, "I can't believe that; show me!"
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS"
..that you can import!
It's called "Arts & Crafts"
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You wouldn't understand it. It's an in-cider joke.
...it was a steep learning curve.
'Cuz bud wiser.
I would never kill a Warmbier.
The barista behind the counter said that I should try a new but expensive brew of coffee. It was $9 but I decided to try it. I took a sip of the beverage, and almost instantly spat it out.
"Wha... This tastes like mud!" I shouted at the barista.
He turned and smiled. "It should. It was fresh ground this morning!"
Statutory Grape.
Apparently, He Brew
Microbruise
Hebrew
Brew
He brew.
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: "Darling, why don't you brew us some coffee?"
Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey."
What? Why?
"It's all over the Bible, dearest."
"The Bible says nothing about who's supposed to be brewing coffee!"
The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: "See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."
So they could add the hops.
I can smell noises
tOolong.
Because it's home, brew.
WIFE: Well at least give me the comfort in knowing it was a quick death
BREWER: well he drowned in only 15 minutes, short considering he got out of the keg twice to pee
Caused a bit of a brew ha ha.
Police brew tali tea.
They are both responsible for a lot of boos.
One crow drinks his down quickly and rudly takes his buddy's beer. The other crow snatches it back and exclaims, "My crow brew!"
Got halfway to work, realized I forgot my car.
Those guys are always brewing up Trouble.
A brew ha-ha!
Apparently women's suffrage wasn't the right answer.
Hebrews it.
He brew some coffee.
A police officer goes to a Romanian town and asks one of the residents:
"So, where do you brew the liquor?"
The man replies:
"See that church over there? Everywhere except there."
Hebrews it.
He Brew
After all, what woman wouldn't want a Hart Dickins cider?
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: Darling, why don't you brew us some coffee? Wife looks confused, But that's your task, honey. woman says What? Why? man asks. It's all over the Bible, dear. woman replies The Bible says nothing about who's supposed to be brewing coffee! man replies confused. The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.
... what would hebrew?
We don't talk about brew no, no, no.
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