Brett Jokes
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Funniest Brett Short Jokes
Short brett jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brett humour may include short josh jokes also.
- Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK! Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.
Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER - Just tried to kill a roach with axe body spray... ...now his name is Brett and he won't shut up about cross-fit.
- Brett Kavanaugh is being urged to withdraw, but is refusing to. A bit like that time in 1982.
- There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh. He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."
- Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don't know.
Brett: Wrap music! - Brett Ratner is not such a bad guy had his lawyer came out and denied X-3 was directed by him back then.
- The only thing more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night Is Michael Flynn's sentencing memo
- Halloween I'm going to be brett kavanaugh for Halloween so even the houses that don't have candy can give me candy.
Because I can't take no for an answer - Is Brett Kavanaugh hard of hearing or something? Everytime he hears a testimony, he just keeps asking, "Pardon? Pardon?"
- My opinions on the Brett Kavanaugh topic is one that I think most of you can agree with. He's an all-right guy
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Brett One Liners
Which brett one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brett? I can suggest the ones about brad and freeman.
- Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball
- The GOP have placed all their chips on Brett Kavanaugh They don't believe in plan B
- Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby. One rather pales in comparison.
- What is Brett Kavanaugh's favorite part of a baseball game? The bottom of the fifth.
- What did the Christmas ghost say to judge Brett kavanaugh? Boof!
- What is justice Brett Kavanaugh's first case? Coors Light
- Brett was swore into the supreme court las night I spent the whole night cussing him out.
- The witnesses who were there They say it didnt happen.
-Brett Kavanaugh - She kept saying to me... Get off! So I did.
Brett Kavanaugh - What is Brett Kavanuagh's favorite beer? Hiney-kin.
- Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks : 1. Beer
2. Red Red Wine. - It's all or none for Brett Kavanaugh He doesn't believe in plan B
- What do you call Brett Kavanaugh in blackface? Bill Cosby
Hilarious Brett Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about brett you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean berry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brett pranks.
Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?
Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.
Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.
Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.
Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.
Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.
Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!
Directors Brett Ratner and Bryan Singer have been accused of s**... assault. We should have known this years ago, when they r**... the X-Men franchise.
Brett Kavanaugh couldn't be convicted in court of accusations of s**... misconduct, flashing someone at a party.
It was a hung jury.
You know what they said about Mussolini...
Is the same thing they say about Brett Kavanaugh.
He got the trains to run on time.
Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.
She refused to drink it.
A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation
is that the phrase sober as a judge is waaaay more applicable to my life.
Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985
Just ice served
Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...
Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.
What do Brett Kavanuagh's chances of getting approved as a Supreme Court Justice and my success rate on Tinder have in common?
They're both 0%
I'm the most hated person in the Senate
Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.
Susan Collins: Hold my beer.
Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?
Twitter repost @Amanda_Kerri
Don't worry you Americans about Brett Kavanaugh
If it wasn't a legitimate r**..., the Senate has ways to shut him down.
Interview with a vampire
Interviewer: How do you know a woman gave you consent to boof her?
Brett Kavanaugh: When she accepted the roofied drink from my hand.
There is only 1 person drinking Conor McGregors Proper 12 whiskey...
Judge Brett Kavanaugh
It's hard to believe Brett Kavanaugh is a judge.
It sounds like the guy's never been able to pass a bar in his life.
What do you call it when Brett Cavanaugh brings along his friends and rapes a Republican woman voter?
Social Justice.
Joke: A s**... harasser and a s**... assaulter walk into a bar...
Ohhh wait sorry, that's just Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh walking into the Supreme Court.
