The Best 39 Brett Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Brett Jokes and Puns

Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss

says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball

Just tried to kill a roach with axe body spray...

...now his name is Brett and he won't shut up about cross-fit.

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don't know.
Brett: Wrap music!

Brett joke, Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Brett Ratner is not such a bad guy

had his lawyer came out and denied X-3 was directed by him back then.

Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?

Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.

Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.

Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.

Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.

Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.

Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!


Directors Brett Ratner and Bryan Singer have been accused of sexual assault. We should have known this years ago, when they raped the X-Men franchise.

There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."

Brett joke, There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

Brett Kavanaugh couldn't be convicted in court of accusations of sexual misconduct, flashing someone at a party.

It was a hung jury.

You know what they said about Mussolini...

Is the same thing they say about Brett Kavanaugh.

He got the trains to run on time.

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

Brett Kavanaugh is being urged to withdraw, but is refusing to.

A bit like that time in 1982.

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Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK!

Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.

Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER

It's all or none for Brett Kavanaugh

He doesn't believe in plan B

The GOP have placed all their chips on Brett Kavanaugh

They don't believe in plan B

Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby.

One rather pales in comparison.

Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.

She refused to drink it.

Brett joke, Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 yea

A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation

is that the phrase sober as a judge is waaaay more applicable to my life.

Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985

Just ice served

Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks :

1. Beer
2. Red Red Wine.


What is Brett Kavanuagh's favorite beer?

Hiney-kin.

Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...

Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.

She kept saying to me...

Get off! So I did.
Brett Kavanaugh

What do Brett Kavanuagh's chances of getting approved as a Supreme Court Justice and my success rate on Tinder have in common?

They're both 0%

I'm the most hated person in the Senate

Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.

Susan Collins: Hold my beer.

Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?

Twitter repost @Amanda_Kerri

Don't worry you Americans about Brett Kavanaugh

If it wasn't a legitimate rape, the Senate has ways to shut him down.

Interview with a vampire

Interviewer: How do you know a woman gave you consent to boof her?
Brett Kavanaugh: When she accepted the roofied drink from my hand.

There is only 1 person drinking Conor McGregors Proper 12 whiskey...

Judge Brett Kavanaugh

It's hard to believe Brett Kavanaugh is a judge.

It sounds like the guy's never been able to pass a bar in his life.

The witnesses who were there

They say it didnt happen.

-Brett Kavanaugh

Brett was swore into the supreme court las night

I spent the whole night cussing him out.

What do you call it when Brett Cavanaugh brings along his friends and rapes a Republican woman voter?

Social Justice.

Joke: A sexual harasser and a sexual assaulter walk into a bar...

Ohhh wait sorry, that's just Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh walking into the Supreme Court.

What is justice Brett Kavanaugh's first case?

Coors Light

My opinions on the Brett Kavanaugh topic is one that I think most of you can agree with.

He's an all-right guy

Is Brett Kavanaugh hard of hearing or something?

Everytime he hears a testimony, he just keeps asking, "Pardon? Pardon?"

Halloween

I'm going to be brett kavanaugh for Halloween so even the houses that don't have candy can give me candy.

Because I can't take no for an answer

What did the Christmas ghost say to judge Brett kavanaugh?

Boof!

What is Brett Kavanaugh's favorite part of a baseball game?

The bottom of the fifth.

The only thing more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night

Is Michael Flynn's sentencing memo

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