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Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK!
Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.
Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER
Brett Kavanaugh is being urged to withdraw, but is refusing to.
A bit like that time in 1982.
Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss
says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball
Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don't know.
Brett: Wrap music!
Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby.
One rather pales in comparison.
Brett Ratner is not such a bad guy
had his lawyer came out and denied X-3 was directed by him back then.
What is Brett Kavanaugh's favorite part of a baseball game?
The bottom of the fifth.
Is Brett Kavanaugh hard of hearing or something?
Everytime he hears a testimony, he just keeps asking, "Pardon? Pardon?"
Brett was swore into the supreme court las night
I spent the whole night cussing him out.
What do Brett Kavanuagh's chances of getting approved as a Supreme Court Justice and my success rate on Tinder have in common?
They're both 0%
She kept saying to me...
Get off! So I did.
Brett Kavanaugh
Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...
Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.
What is Brett Kavanuagh's favorite beer?
Hiney-kin.
Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks :
1. Beer
2. Red Red Wine.
Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985
Just ice served
It's all or none for Brett Kavanaugh
He doesn't believe in plan B
Brett Kavanaugh couldn't be convicted in court of accusations of s**... misconduct, flashing someone at a party.
It was a hung jury.
