The Best 19 Bret Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bret jokes. There are some bret jenni jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Bret Jokes and Puns

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

Brett Kavanaugh: I HAD A BAD WEEK!

Lindsay Lohan: Hold my beer.

Brett Kavanaugh: THANK YOU I LOVE BEER

Brett Kavanaugh is being urged to withdraw, but is refusing to.

A bit like that time in 1982.

Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss

says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball

C.C. DeVille and Bret Michaels just announced a new song about a yound drug addict who makes barrels

Alice Cooper by Poison

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don't know.
Brett: Wrap music!

Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby.

One rather pales in comparison.

Bret joke, Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby.

Brett Ratner is not such a bad guy

had his lawyer came out and denied X-3 was directed by him back then.

What is Brett Kavanaugh's favorite part of a baseball game?

The bottom of the fifth.

Is Brett Kavanaugh hard of hearing or something?

Everytime he hears a testimony, he just keeps asking, "Pardon? Pardon?"

Brett was swore into the supreme court las night

I spent the whole night cussing him out.

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What do Brett Kavanuagh's chances of getting approved as a Supreme Court Justice and my success rate on Tinder have in common?

They're both 0%

She kept saying to me...

Get off! So I did.
Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh's closet is so full of skeletons...

Lindsey Graham can barely breathe in there.

What is Brett Kavanuagh's favorite beer?

Hiney-kin.

Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks :

1. Beer
2. Red Red Wine.

Bret joke, Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks :

Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985

Just ice served

It's all or none for Brett Kavanaugh

He doesn't believe in plan B

Brett Kavanaugh couldn't be convicted in court of accusations of sexual misconduct, flashing someone at a party.

It was a hung jury.

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