Following is our collection of funny Breeze jokes. There are some breeze pinhead jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breeze quiver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Ol' Merl & Ethel were sitting on the porch, enjoying the summer breeze. Suddenly, Ethel reaches over and smacks poor ol' Merl right out of his chair. "What was that for?" he exclaims. "That's for being such a lousy lover all these years." Well, Merl gets back in his chair, sits quietly for a while, then reaches over and smacks Ethel right back. "And what was that for?" Ol' Merl drawls, "That's for knowing the difference."
When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing panties. The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."
A cross breeze.
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.
He orders a beer and sits down. As he's waiting, he pulls out a revolver without warning and fires at the fan standing in the corner. The bartender runs over, shocked. "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" he cries.
"Oh, you know," the cowboy drawls, "just shootin' the breeze."
Shooting the breeze.
It's a real breeze
a 'fan'atic.
Augusta wind.
Air Conditioning
It'd be a breeze to get around in, but if my mom were to get wind of it, I'd just have to wait for it to blow over. The amount of fun I'd be having would be sky-high, even. I'd have to pay attention though, wouldn't want my head in the clouds.
I should stop now, this is a hurricane of puns. But actually, I'm so happy about that. In fact, I'm on cloud nine!
You can explore breeze rains reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean breeze currents dad jokes. There are also breeze puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Because you make me wanna jacket
*Because he was three sheets to the wind.*
And somebody farted.
It was tough at first, but once it shriveled up, it was a breeze raisin me.
I think using it would be a breeze.
It's just a refreshing breeze!
Shooting the breeze
It was a breeze for her, and a little too breezy for him.
A sudden strong breeze came and blew all the cows over, but not the bull. A cow walked over and asked the bull, why didn't that breeze blow you over? The bull replied, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down
Coworker: Now Florence, that's my kind of girl. (He's referring to the hurricane)
Me: I hear dating her is a breeze
Coworker: go away
But then again, I am highly allergic
This assignment is gonna be a breeze.
Don't expect tomorrow to be a breeze.
Lighting a cigarette enjoying the cool summer breeze.
Not like the people around him yelling and screaming that he shouldn't do that while pumping his gas.
It's a breeze.
A man with the 'Rona disease
Threw caution and care to the breeze
No mask with his kin
He did them all in
With a sniffle a cough and a sneeze.
The shadows are lengthening, a breeze is blowing, dead leaves are skittering, tree branches are rattling & creaking and the underbrush is rustling. The little boy looks up at the man and says, "Gee, it sure is scary in these woods!" The man replies, "You think you're scared, kid. I gotta walk back outta here alone."
One is dairy air, and the other is derriere.
1st kid asks "What are you in here for?"
2nd kid says "Getting my tonsils out, I'm a little nervous."
1st kid says "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, when you wake up they give you Jelly & ice cream. It's a breeze."
2nd kid asks "What are you here for?"
1st kid says "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the 2nd kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breeze kite jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working breeze flap piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.