The Best 32 Breeze Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Breeze jokes. There are some breeze pinhead jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breeze quiver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Breeze Jokes and Puns
Ol' Merl & Ethel
Ol' Merl & Ethel were sitting on the porch, enjoying the summer breeze. Suddenly, Ethel reaches over and smacks poor ol' Merl right out of his chair. "What was that for?" he exclaims. "That's for being such a lousy lover all these years." Well, Merl gets back in his chair, sits quietly for a while, then reaches over and smacks Ethel right back. "And what was that for?" Ol' Merl drawls, "That's for knowing the difference."
Two old men, one French and one Spanish were sitting on a park bench.
When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing panties. The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck...
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julia Gillard.
That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'
What do you call an angry wind?
A cross breeze.
There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.
A cowboy walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and sits down. As he's waiting, he pulls out a revolver without warning and fires at the fan standing in the corner. The bartender runs over, shocked. "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" he cries.
"Oh, you know," the cowboy drawls, "just shootin' the breeze."
What's the most casual crime you can commit?
Shooting the breeze.
I'm taking a course called Windology
It's a real breeze
What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?
a 'fan'atic.
What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?
Augusta wind.
[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?
Air Conditioning
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I should buy a wingsuit
It'd be a breeze to get around in, but if my mom were to get wind of it, I'd just have to wait for it to blow over. The amount of fun I'd be having would be sky-high, even. I'd have to pay attention though, wouldn't want my head in the clouds.
I should stop now, this is a hurricane of puns. But actually, I'm so happy about that. In fact, I'm on cloud nine!
Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze
Because you make me wanna jacket
Why did the Klan member stumble in the strong breeze?
*Because he was three sheets to the wind.*
Let there be a gentle breeze.
And somebody farted.
I was reared by a grape.
It was tough at first, but once it shriveled up, it was a breeze raisin me.
I don't get why people have such a problem with wind power.
I think using it would be a breeze.
I don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...
It's just a refreshing breeze!
What do Stormtroopers call target practice?
Shooting the breeze
A blond gave her boyfriend a blow job for the first time and was pretty proud.
It was a breeze for her, and a little too breezy for him.
50 cows and 1 bull were standing in a field...
A sudden strong breeze came and blew all the cows over, but not the bull. A cow walked over and asked the bull, why didn't that breeze blow you over? The bull replied, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down
Convo at work today hurt my feelings
Coworker: Now Florence, that's my kind of girl. (He's referring to the hurricane)
Me: I hear dating her is a breeze
Coworker: go away
I, for one, found No Nut November to be quite a breeze
But then again, I am highly allergic
They say a picture is worth 1000 words
This assignment is gonna be a breeze.
What did Doug Pederson tell the Eagles about the tough matchup with the Saints?
Don't expect tomorrow to be a breeze.
I want to die like my uncle.
Lighting a cigarette enjoying the cool summer breeze.
Not like the people around him yelling and screaming that he shouldn't do that while pumping his gas.
My air conditioning system is very simple to operate
It's a breeze.
A man with the 'Rona disease
A man with the 'Rona disease
Threw caution and care to the breeze
No mask with his kin
He did them all in
With a sniffle a cough and a sneeze.
A little boy and a man are walking hand-in-hand down a forest path at dusk...
The shadows are lengthening, a breeze is blowing, dead leaves are skittering, tree branches are rattling & creaking and the underbrush is rustling. The little boy looks up at the man and says, "Gee, it sure is scary in these woods!" The man replies, "You think you're scared, kid. I gotta walk back outta here alone."
What's The Difference Between A Breeze On A Cattle Farm And A Frenchman's Buttocks?
One is dairy air, and the other is derriere.
2 kids in a hospital outside the operating room.
1st kid asks "What are you in here for?"
2nd kid says "Getting my tonsils out, I'm a little nervous."
1st kid says "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, when you wake up they give you Jelly & ice cream. It's a breeze."
2nd kid asks "What are you here for?"
1st kid says "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the 2nd kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"
I had to create a report on how wind energy is produced
It was a breeze.
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We suggest to use only working breeze flap piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.
