Breeze Jokes
49 breeze jokes and hilarious breeze puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breeze that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Everyone loves a good joke! Check out our top 20 Breeze Jokes - from breezes that keep you cool in the summer to torrential rains, you're sure to laugh out loud at these! With puns about cirrus and zephyrs to gales, you won't want to miss out!
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Funniest Breeze Short Jokes
Short breeze jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breeze humour may include short wind blows jokes also.
- I want to die like my uncle. Lighting a cigarette enjoying the cool summer breeze.
Not like the people around him yelling and screaming that he shouldn't do that while pumping his gas. - What's The Difference Between A Breeze On A Cattle Farm And A Frenchman's Buttocks? One is dairy air, and the other is derriere.
- I don't get why people have such a problem with wind power. I think using it would be a breeze.
- I was reared by a grape. It was tough at first, but once it shriveled up, it was a breeze raisin me.
- A man with the 'Rona disease A man with the 'Rona disease
Threw caution and care to the breeze
No mask with his kin
He did them all in
With a sniffle a cough and a sneeze. - What did Doug Pederson tell the Eagles about the tough matchup with the Saints? Don't expect tomorrow to be a breeze.
- I, for one, found No Nut November to be quite a breeze But then again, I am highly allergic
- Convo at work today hurt my feelings Coworker: Now Florence, that's my kind of girl. (He's referring to the hurricane)
Me: I hear dating her is a breeze
Coworker: go away - A blond gave her boyfriend a b**... for the first time and was pretty proud. It was a breeze for her, and a little too breezy for him.
- Lewd Limerick A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite n**...,
Saw a man come along
And, unless I'm quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
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Breeze One Liners
Which breeze one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breeze? I can suggest the ones about gust of wind and wind blowing.
- I don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado... It's just a refreshing breeze!
- [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
- Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket
- I had to create a report on how wind energy is produced It was a breeze.
- What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Fe-breeze
- What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters? Augusta wind.
- What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze.
- My air conditioning system is very simple to operate It's a breeze.
- What do Stormtroopers call target practice? Shooting the breeze
- What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze.
- They say a picture is worth 1000 words This assignment is gonna be a breeze.
- What do you call a pasta sauce made out of sea breezes? A 'marine'-'air'a
- What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic.
- I'm taking a course called Windology It's a real breeze
- What happens when you take the B, R, and two E's out of Breeze? C'mon, it's ez.
Cheeky Breeze Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about breeze you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breeze pranks.
Ol' Merl & Ethel
Ol' Merl & Ethel were sitting on the porch, enjoying the summer breeze. Suddenly, Ethel reaches over and smacks poor ol' Merl right out of his chair. "What was that for?" he exclaims. "That's for being such a lousy lover all these years." Well, Merl gets back in his chair, sits quietly for a while, then reaches over and smacks Ethel right back. "And what was that for?" Ol' Merl drawls, "That's for knowing the difference."
Two old men, one French and one Spanish were sitting on a park bench.
When a beautiful young girl in a miniskirt walks by. Just as she passes them a breeze comes along and lifts the girl's skirt up revealing she's not wearing p**.... The French man looks at the Spanish man and says "C'est la vie" and the Spanish man exclaims back "Se la vi, tambien."
A little boy and a man are walking hand-in-hand down a forest path at dusk...
The shadows are lengthening, a breeze is blowing, dead leaves are skittering, tree branches are rattling & creaking and the underbrush is rustling. The little boy looks up at the man and says, "Gee, it sure is scary in these woods!" The man replies, "You think you're scared, kid. I gotta walk back outta here alone."
There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.
2 kids in a hospital outside the operating room.
1st kid asks "What are you in here for?"
2nd kid says "Getting my tonsils out, I'm a little nervous."
1st kid says "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, when you wake up they give you Jelly & ice cream. It's a breeze."
2nd kid asks "What are you here for?"
1st kid says "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the 2nd kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"
50 cows and 1 bull were standing in a field...
A sudden strong breeze came and blew all the cows over, but not the bull. A cow walked over and asked the bull, why didn't that breeze blow you over? The bull replied, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down
A cowboy walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and sits down. As he's waiting, he pulls out a revolver without warning and fires at the fan standing in the corner. The bartender runs over, shocked. "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" he cries.
"Oh, you know," the cowboy drawls, "just shootin' the breeze."
I should buy a wingsuit
It'd be a breeze to get around in, but if my mom were to get wind of it, I'd just have to wait for it to blow over. The amount of fun I'd be having would be sky-high, even. I'd have to pay attention though, wouldn't want my head in the clouds.
I should stop now, this is a hurricane of puns. But actually, I'm so happy about that. In fact, I'm on cloud nine!
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck...
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julia Gillard.
That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had s**... for months.
Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'
Let there be a gentle breeze.
And somebody f**....
Why did the k**... member stumble in the strong breeze?
*Because he was three sheets to the wind.*
What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
Forgive me if this is a repost, but this is an old Jewish joke that my father loved to tell and I don't think I've seen it here before
So two old Jewish men are sitting shooting the breeze, and one says he has a riddle for the other.
"What's green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?"
The second man thinks long and hard and finally admits that he is stumped, and asks for the answer, to which the first man replies "A herring"
"But, a herring isn't green"
"So, you paint it green"
"And a herring doesn't hang on the wall"
"So, you hang it on the wall"
"A herring does not whistle"
"...ehh, two out of three ain't bad"
The story of my username
It was a cold August night. The inky black harbor was quiet, almost too quiet. As a walked down the cobblestoned steps a breeze sent a chill down my back. Fog clouded my vision, but as I boarded my modest little steamer I could see so clearly in my mind, an image. I tried to rid my mind of this thought, but the more I tried the harder it became. On the dock I was, and very close to dock was what thought was in my head. So I thought of the unintelligible nonsense Ramavian_Zola, which, to this day, I use to clearly my mind of those thoughts that are so hard and plague my mind for so long, and so e**... in my head.
