Breeder Jokes
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Old Clinton joke
President Clinton is visiting his home state of Arkansas and picks up two razorback pigs from a local breeder.
As he's walking onto Air Force one with a pig under each arm he asks to the marine saluting him, "you ever see such beautiful creatures in your whole life?" ... "No sir, I have not. If I may ask, sir, why did you get the pigs?" Clinton responds, "well I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." ... "Excellent trade sir!!"
I would never get a dog from a breeder.
Rescue dogs taste just as good and can be had for a fraction of the price.
What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder?
Mind your own business.
Why do all North Koreans look alike?
Because they have a supreme breeder.
One of my friends wants to be a turtle breeder, but he can't get the turtles to mate.
He has a reptile dysfunction.
How does a horse breeder look after his stock of mares?
With a e**...-orn.
Why did the parrot breeder have so much trouble with sales?
He had tourettes.
My w**... dog gave me the cold shoulder for months before it finally started to show a little warmth and love.
I guess that's what the breeder meant when he said she was a daschshundere.
A city boy was getting ready to move to the country...
He went a local horse breeder and bought a fine looking horse for a $1000 and told the man he'd be back in a week when he moved in to pick it up.
A week later the city boy drives his brand new truck and horse trailer to the breeder's ranch to pick up the horse.
The rancher says, "Sorry mister, the horse you bought died just yesterday."
The city man thinks about this for a moment and says, "Okay, load it up in the trailer."
"The dead horse?" the rancher asks. "Yep" says the city man.
A month later the rancher sees the city man at the local feed mart and says, "Say, what did you do with that dead horse?".
"I auctioned it off for $5 a ticket. I sold 500 tickets and made $2500 and bought myself an even better horse!" says the man. The rancher says "But what did you do after the drawing?"
"Well, I told the winner that the horse had died and I gave him his $5 back."
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