The Best 8 Breeder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breeder jokes. There are some breeder breed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breeder dumbo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Breeder Jokes and Puns

Old Clinton joke

President Clinton is visiting his home state of Arkansas and picks up two razorback pigs from a local breeder.

As he's walking onto Air Force one with a pig under each arm he asks to the marine saluting him, "you ever see such beautiful creatures in your whole life?" ... "No sir, I have not. If I may ask, sir, why did you get the pigs?" Clinton responds, "well I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." ... "Excellent trade sir!!"

I would never get a dog from a breeder.

Rescue dogs taste just as good and can be had for a fraction of the price.

What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder?

Mind your own business.

Breeder joke, What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder?

Why do all North Koreans look alike?

Because they have a supreme breeder.

One of my friends wants to be a turtle breeder, but he can't get the turtles to mate.

He has a reptile dysfunction.


How does a horse breeder look after his stock of mares?

With a eunuch-orn.

Why did the parrot breeder have so much trouble with sales?

He had tourettes.

Breeder joke, Why did the parrot breeder have so much trouble with sales?

My weiner dog gave me the cold shoulder for months before it finally started to show a little warmth and love.

I guess that's what the breeder meant when he said she was a daschshundere.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breeder nay jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breeder mare piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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