The Best 28 Bree Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bree jokes. There are some bree alec jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bree wes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bree Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What breed of roosters lay eggs

Himalayan.

I've been breeding racing deer

Just trying to make a quick buck

What happens when you try and breed a cow with an octopus?

You lose your funding.

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings can't jump.

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, buildings can't jump

What do you get when you breed a snake with a hedgehog?

Barbed wire

Bree joke, What do you get when you breed a snake with a hedgehog?

Did you know that there's a breed of dog who loves science?

You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.

What do you get when you breed an elephant and a duck?

A dead duck with gaping asshole

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A mutt.

What breed of dog is magical?

The Labra-Cadabrador

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What's a cheese race called?

A grand bree

I breed some of the worlds best thoroughbred race horses

They are absolutely outstanding in their field

I used to breed rabbits.

Then I realized that they pretty much know what to do.

What breed of dog does Spanish drug lord have?

Coker Spaniard

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What breed was Karl Marx's dog?

A proleterrier.

What do you get for breeding a donkey and a mule

A monkey

What breed is a zombie dog?

A rott

What do you get when you breed a poodle with an elephant?

One dead poodle, split into two halves.

What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog?

Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.

What do you get when you try to breed a dog and a wolf?

2 counts of animal abuse and the ending of Old Yeller

What breed of dog loves eating Mexican food?

A Qdoberman

What do you get when you Breed a Cat with a Dinosaur???????

A Purrussaurus.

What breed of cat gets the most action?

Himalayan.

I posted this original joke a year ago and it got no traction at all but I'm convinced it is good for a light chuckle. Prove me right team!

What do you get when you breed a demon and a fat cow?

Your mother-in-law

Bree joke, What do you get when you breed a demon and a fat cow?

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

elifino

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