The Best 21 Bred Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Bred jokes. There are some bred grain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bred inbred puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Bred Jokes and Puns
What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads?
A ginger bred man.
What is it called when two redheads have a kid?
Ginger bred
A blonde was touring a farm...
...and asked the farmer, "Why doesn't that cow over there have horns?"
"There are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," began the farmer. "Some cows are bred to be hornless. On some cows, the horns come in later. Sometimes, the horns are removed. And on some cows, the horns fall off. That particular cow doesn't have horns because it's a horse."
A farmer once successfully bred a three-legged chicken...
and bragged about it to his neighbors on how fast it was. A billionaire was passing by and took a liking to it. So he made a million dollar offer to the farmer for the chicken. Surprisingly, the farmer declined.
'Then, I'll give you five million for it,' said the billionaire.
'Sorry, I can't,' said the farmer.
'10 million dollars, I don't believe you'll turn down the offer'
'I'm truly sorry. I can't.'
The billionaire was stumped and asked, 'Is 10 million not enough?'
The farmer only sighed and reply, 'It's not that I don't want to sell it, that darned chicken is literally too fast for me to catch it.'
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year.
The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.
Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
Did you know that the best leaders are born and bred in the capital of Taiwan?
They all have Taipei personalities.
In the Netherlands, beef sales are falling so, in order to improve the quality of meat as well as sales, the cows bred for meat are being given cannabis plants to eat instead of grass.
It's safe to say that the steaks have never been higher
Old joke (1930s) - Little kid comes in late to school. Teacher says, "Why ya late?"...
Kid says, "Had a take a heifer down—get 'er bred."
Teacher says, "Couldn't your father do it?"
Kid says, "Sure he could, but not as good as the bull."
What do you call someone who has been raised by garlic?
Garlic bred
What do hillbillies and yeast have in common?
They're both in bred
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Why does the baker have so many loaves?
Because they bred.
I was talking to someone the other day...
I was talking to someone the other day and they told me about their life. They said they'd lived their whole life in a bakery in London: they grew up there, went to school there and are now beginning to work there...
They're London born and bred.
Scientists are marveling over Snooki's baby
After all, it's the first Ompa Loompa bred in captivity.
I was worried my wife was cheating on me because she made frequent trips to the supermarket late at night...
She said not to worry, she was just going out to get bred
A farmer had a champion bull that bred 200 times a year.
His wife said "200 times? isn't that wonderful dear? maybe you ought to watch him, maybe he show you how."
the farmer said " oh he's a heck of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow.
What type of dog did the tweaker have?
A pure bred meth lab.
What do you call a guy who's parents both have red hair and freckles?
A ginger bred man.
What did the darwinist farmer say to the other darwinist farmer?
Rise and shine, let's get this bred
Did you hear about the Irish baker?
He was ginger bred.
What do you call a pregnant Brad Pitt?
Bred Pitt.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bred hoofs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bred crops piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.