The Best 28 Breathtaking Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breathtaking jokes. There are some breathtaking phenomenal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breathtaking protagonist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breathtaking Jokes and Puns

I like my women how I like my COVID

19, breathtaking, and easy to spread

I like my women like I like COVID

19, breathtaking, and easily spread

Overcome with the beauty of the Earth from space, the astronaut removed his helmet

The view was breathtaking

I unplugged my grandma's life support

The moment was really breathtaking.

What is space like without a space suit?


I almost drowned yesterday.

It was a breath-taking experience.

I participated in a lung surgery earlier

That was breathtaking

Breathtaking joke, I participated in a lung surgery earlier

When you go hiking with asthma

You'll always find a breathtaking view

People think I'm an idiot because I really enjoy getting strangled.

But, really, it's quite breathtaking!

Last week I saw I noose tying tutorial

It was breathtaking

Today i stole the inhaler of a kid

It was breathtaking

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What's the difference between the Eiffel Tower and COVID-19?

One of them is actually breathtaking.

I really love balloons

They're truly breathtaking

I'm really allergic to pollen

But I feel this spring will be breathtaking

I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty...


What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19?

You're Breathtaking!

Breathtaking joke, What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19?

I hear the view from Mount Everest is breathtaking...


As the man went deeper into the ocean, losing his breath...

He thought 'the view is so breathtaking here'

I have a BREATHTAKING reminder for y'all

Automatic breathing deactivated.

And blinking too lol

I was walking with a stupid guy in a park near my house

I told him "Hey look at that beautiful forest over there! Isn't nature truly breathtaking, sometimes?"

He turns over to me and says: "Can't see it, there's these big trees on front blocking the view"

Did you hear about the beautiful strangler?

He was breathtaking.

a small amount of cred to another post i read on this sub today.

I saw a drowning man in the pool...

It was a breath-taking moment!

Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons?

Because he's breathtaking.

I have a business name and slogan, Jim's suffocations

We're breathtaking

I love trees..

They're really breathtaking

Yesterday, I had sex with my GF for the first time

It was really breath-taking

Breathtaking joke, Yesterday, I had sex with my GF for the first time

While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus

The whole experience was rather breathtaking.

There is a man who steals air.

Watching him is a breathtaking site.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breathtaking breathtakingly puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breathtaking marvelous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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