Breathtaking Jokes
36 breathtaking jokes and hilarious breathtaking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breathtaking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Breathtaking Short Jokes
Short breathtaking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breathtaking humour may include short spectacular jokes also.
- Overcome with the beauty of the Earth from space, the astronaut removed his helmet The view was breathtaking
- People think I'm an idiot because I really enjoy getting strangled. But, really, it's quite breathtaking!
- What's the difference between the Eiffel Tower and COVID-19? One of them is actually breathtaking.
- As the man went deeper into the ocean, losing his breath... He thought 'the view is so breathtaking here'
- I have a BREATHTAKING reminder for y'all Automatic breathing deactivated.
And blinking too lol - Did you hear about the beautiful strangler? He was breathtaking.
a small amount of cred to another post i read on this sub today. - I saw a drowning man in the pool... It was a breath-taking moment!
- Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons? Because he's breathtaking.
- I have a business name and slogan, Jim's suffocations We're breathtaking
- I love trees.. They're really breathtaking
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Breathtaking One Liners
Which breathtaking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breathtaking? I can suggest the ones about stunning and remarkable.
- I like my women how I like my COVID 19, breathtaking, and easy to spread
- I like my women like I like COVID 19, breathtaking, and easily spread
- What's the difference between you and an inhaler? You're breathtaking!
- I unplugged my grandma's life support The moment was really breathtaking.
- What is space like without a space suit? Breathtaking
- I almost drowned yesterday. It was a breath-taking experience.
- I participated in a lung surgery earlier That was breathtaking
- When you go hiking with asthma You'll always find a breathtaking view
- Last week I saw I noose tying tutorial It was breathtaking
- Today i stole the inhaler of a kid It was breathtaking
- I really love balloons They're truly breathtaking
- I'm really allergic to pollen But I feel this spring will be breathtaking
- I like musical instruments that you blow into. They're pretty... *Breathtaking*
- What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19? You're Breathtaking!
- I hear the view from Mount Everest is breathtaking... literally.
Fun-Filled Breathtaking Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about breathtaking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magnificent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breathtaking pranks.
Trophy Girlfriend
Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde on his arm. She's hanging on his every word. His buddies at the club are aghast.
They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're stunned, but continue to inquire about Bill's companion. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" Bill says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
