The Best 23 Breaths Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Breaths jokes. There are some breaths exhale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breaths your breath is so bad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Breaths Jokes and Puns
This was my grandma's favourite joke
Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a checkup, and the doctor needs to check her heartbeat.
"Pull your sweater up real quick, and I'll use the stethoscope.
There we go, thank you. Big breaths, Jenny."
"Yeth, I know, and I'm only thixthteen!"
A young girl goes to the doctor and tells him she is feeling ill
So the doctor places the end of the stethoscope on her chest and says "Big breaths".
To which the girl replies "Thankth, I'm only thickthteen."
Yesterday at yoga
Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.
A girl goes to the doctor...
Putting his stethoscope to the young woman's chest, the doctor said, "Big breaths, dear."
She smiled. "Yup. And I'm not even thixteen yet!"
A girl goes to the doctor, he takes out his stethoscope and says "okay, big breaths."
To which the girl says "yeah, and I'm only thixteen."
A doctor is examining a young female patient...
"Big breaths!" he tells her.
"Yeth!" she says, "And I'm thtill only thixteen!"
So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup...
He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says,
"Big breaths."
And she says,
"Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"
How do scientists freshen their breaths?
Ex*spearmints*
The Alabama doctor was doing an exam. He said to the girl, "Big breaths."
She said, "Yea, and I'm only 14."
A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart
"All right," he said, "take big breaths."
"What?" she said.
"Big breaths!"
"Yeth!" she said. "And I'm only thixteen!"
A girl with a lithp goes to a doctor.
The doctor puts his stethoscope on her chest and says "big breaths." The girl beams proudly and says "Yeth! I am only thixteen!"
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A jewish father was on his death bed with his family around him...
He whispered
"son, come close"
And his son leaned forward so he's inches away from his father. The father grabs a watch from his night stand, a very fancy one, and whispers
"son, this watch has been worn by multiple generations, your great grandfather, your grandfather, and me."
The son with tears on his face says
"Yes father, what about it"
And his father, with his last breaths says:
"We'll, son... Wanna buy it?"
A young busty girl was having a physical exam with her doctor.
Doctor: OK now, big breaths.
Patient: Yah, i know, and i'm only thixtheen
Dr. Visit
A girl goes in for a check-up, at a local Doctor's office. During the course of the exam he gets out his stethoscope and says "Big Breaths now". She replies "Yeth, I'm only thixteen!"
A girl visits the Doctor.
The Doctor says "Big Breaths", to which the girl replies "yeth and I'm only thixteen!"
A young woman starts choking on her seafood at a restaurant.
The man behind her says "Stand back! I'm a doctor!" and proceeds to use the Heimlich manoeuvre on her.
A whole small fish shoots out of her mouth and the woman finally gasps in a few breaths.
The doctor picks up the fish and says "What's a plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"
You are now not supposed to give breaths while doing CPR
Because of inflation
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away...
Too bad we all can't be asthmatics!
An electrician walks into intensive care
and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'
Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend, I let out this embarrassingly loud, deep breaths.
But it's ok. She told me sighs don't matter.
How to kill Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Breaths in your ear heavily
You: Stop breathing.
My employer wants me to start taking 5 minute breaks throughout the day and take a few deep breaths to help relax.
So I've decided to take up smoking.
Young woman goes to the doctor
complaining of chest pains ...big breaths said the doctor as he placed his stethoscope ...yeth she says and I'm only thixteen
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