Following is our collection of funny Breaths jokes. There are some breaths exhale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breaths your breath is so bad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a checkup, and the doctor needs to check her heartbeat.
"Pull your sweater up real quick, and I'll use the stethoscope.
There we go, thank you. Big breaths, Jenny."
"Yeth, I know, and I'm only thixthteen!"
So the doctor places the end of the stethoscope on her chest and says "Big breaths".
To which the girl replies "Thankth, I'm only thickthteen."
Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.
Putting his stethoscope to the young woman's chest, the doctor said, "Big breaths, dear."
She smiled. "Yup. And I'm not even thixteen yet!"
To which the girl says "yeah, and I'm only thixteen."
"Big breaths!" he tells her.
"Yeth!" she says, "And I'm thtill only thixteen!"
He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says,
"Big breaths."
And she says,
"Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"
Ex*spearmints*
She said, "Yea, and I'm only 14."
"All right," he said, "take big breaths."
"What?" she said.
"Big breaths!"
"Yeth!" she said. "And I'm only thixteen!"
The doctor puts his stethoscope on her chest and says "big breaths." The girl beams proudly and says "Yeth! I am only thixteen!"
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He whispered
"son, come close"
And his son leaned forward so he's inches away from his father. The father grabs a watch from his night stand, a very fancy one, and whispers
"son, this watch has been worn by multiple generations, your great grandfather, your grandfather, and me."
The son with tears on his face says
"Yes father, what about it"
And his father, with his last breaths says:
"We'll, son... Wanna buy it?"
Doctor: OK now, big breaths.
Patient: Yah, i know, and i'm only thixtheen
The Doctor says "Big Breaths", to which the girl replies "yeth and I'm only thixteen!"
The man behind her says "Stand back! I'm a doctor!" and proceeds to use the Heimlich manoeuvre on her.
A whole small fish shoots out of her mouth and the woman finally gasps in a few breaths.
The doctor picks up the fish and says "What's a plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"
Because of inflation
Too bad we all can't be asthmatics!
and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'
But it's ok. She told me sighs don't matter.
Darth Vader: Breaths in your ear heavily
You: Stop breathing.
So I've decided to take up smoking.
complaining of chest pains ...big breaths said the doctor as he placed his stethoscope ...yeth she says and I'm only thixteen
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