Following is our collection of funny Breathless jokes. There are some breathless lungs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breathless overcoat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Where are you?" she moaned.
"I'm at the pub." I replied.
She said, "I think the baby's coming!"
I said, "Well, he won't get in. He's underage."
She said, I think the baby is coming
Me: I don't think he can get in. He will be underage.
where the guitar player and the singer are busy setting up. Breathless, he says "We've got a big problem! I locked my keys in the van!" "Whatever, man" says the singer, "We've got a gig to do, we'll worry about it later." "No, you don't understand" said the bassist, "the drummer is trapped inside!"
They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar.
The security guard in Clintons Cards gave me quite a chase
Turns out the card shop has a security guard and he gives a good chase.
Help... I've been stung by a bee... she gasps.
Where did this happen? asks the pro drinking at the bar.
Between the first and second holes, she replies.
Clearly madam, your stance is too wide.
The security guard at Hallmark gave quite a chase!
The aleins even showed me outside the ship, i was breathless
I forgot the whole story, but I remember that he was left breathless by the outcome.
The security guard at the Hallmark store gave quite a chase.
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it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless
Dr. Asthana became breathless.
her sister Cardi O left me breathless.
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We suggest to use only working breathless breathlessly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.