The Best 3 Breathi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breathi jokes. There are some breathi breath jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breathi eye puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Breathi Jokes and Puns

Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her.

Me: "I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"
Her: "Oh yess, I can't wait!"
Me: "That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"

"Breathing is very important when you're swimming," informed my coach.

Quite right. You can't swim when you're dead.

I have been breathing for 17 years and I am still depressed and there is someone who advised me not to breathe for a year. do i have to do it?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breathi good puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breathi inhale piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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