The Best 25 Breath Underwater Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breath Underwater jokes. There are some breath underwater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breath underwater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Breath Underwater Jokes and Puns

SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.

It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know TUBA is also an acronym? Yeah really. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

Compliments of Hank Green

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation...

Almost died in Finding Nemo

I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.

I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus


What's fast and can breathe underwater?

Not a toddler, I can tell you that

S.C.U.B.A.:

Self contained underwater breating apparatus.


T.U.B.A.:

Terrible underwater breathing apparatus.

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

God gathered a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim...

... and told them:
-I am tired of mankind's sins! In two weeks I'll unleash a great flood that will kill all humanity!
The Christian said:
-We have only two weeks to appease Him!
The Muslim said:
-We have only two weeks to change our ways!
The Jew said:
-We have only two weeks to learn how to breathe underwater!

It is a myth that you cannot breathe underwater

You can breathe out, just not in.

Do you know what SCUBA stands for?

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

Do you know what TUBA stands for?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

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Scuba is an acronym

Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But tuba is also an acronym. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

I asked my brother how long he could hold his breath underwater for.

I'm amazed. It's been three hours and he's still going.

Whenever I see an underwater scene in a movie, I hold my breath

Almost died in Finding Nemo

I'm sitting in an igloo…

Guess I'm breathing underwater!

I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft.

I just conduit.

Sometimes whenever I watch an underwater scene in a movie I try to hold my breath as long as the characters do to see if I'd survive in that situation.

I almost died watching Finding Nemo.

My friend held a bottle of water above his head, started counting and breathing heavily

I asked him what he was doing and he said "practising breathing underwater"

You hear about the Egyptian who insisted that he could breath underwater?

He was forever in De-Nile


During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation...

I almost died in _Finding Nemo_

What do you call a guy with 4 penises who can breathe underwater?

Aquatic.

When characters in the movies go underwater, I like to hold my breath to see how long I can last.

I almost died in Finding Nemo.

I've just broken the British record for holding your breath underwater - 8 minutes 42 seconds.

It all started when a little girl in the swimming pool shouted "That's him, Daddy, over there!"

I can breathe underwater!

I proclaimed with a glass of water on my head.

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

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We suggest to use only working breath underwater piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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