Breath Underwater Jokes

Funniest Breath Underwater Short Jokes

Short breath underwater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breath underwater humour may include short underwater jokes also.

1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
2. When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation... Almost died in Finding Nemo
3. I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character. I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo
4. Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym? Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
5. S.C.U.B.A.: Self contained underwater breating apparatus.
   T.U.B.A.:
   Terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
6. SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym... For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
7. Do you know what SCUBA stands for? Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
   Do you know what TUBA stands for?
   Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
8. Scuba is an acronym Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But tuba is also an acronym. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
9. I asked my brother how long he could hold his breath underwater for. I'm amazed. It's been three hours and he's still going.
10. Whenever I see an underwater scene in a movie, I hold my breath Almost died in Finding Nemo

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Breath Underwater One Liners

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1. What's fast and can breathe underwater? Not a toddler, I can tell you that
2. It is a myth that you cannot breathe underwater You can breathe out, just not in.
3. I'm sitting in an igloo… Guess I'm breathing underwater!
4. I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft. I just conduit.
5. I can breathe underwater! I proclaimed with a glass of water on my head.
6. Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
7. What does people allergic to seafood have a hard time doing? Breathing underwater
8. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that can breathe underwater? Gil.
9. What do you call a guy with 4 p**... who can breathe underwater? Aquatic.

Delightful Fun Breath Underwater Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about breath underwater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scuba diving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breath underwater pranks.