The Best 7 Breath Stink Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Breath Stink jokes. There are some breath stink jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these breath stink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Breath Stink Jokes and Puns

The badger

A husband and wife are driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.

The husband says,"Put it between your legs to warm it up."

The Wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks!"

Husband says "Well, hold its nose!".

Three Guys Are Getting Ready For Their Dates

The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."

What do houses eat when their breath stinks?

Apart Mints

What did Jay Sherman say about your breath?

It stinks!

A guy came to me at the bar the other day and said "Hey bartender, I don't have much money so give me a cheap shot!"

. . I told him "your mom is ugly and your breathe stinks"


My mask stinks

My wife: That's your breath.

What's a polite way to tell someone that their breath stinks?

I'm bored, how about we do shots... Of mouthwash.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the breath stink jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working breath stink piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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