Breath Mint Jokes
37 breath mint jokes and hilarious breath mint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about breath mint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Breath Mint Short Jokes
Short breath mint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The breath mint humour may include short breath jokes also.
- I had a dream about a breath freshener left on my pillow. I ate it and it tasted like a fig. Then I woke up. Guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination.
- I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint. I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
- My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints. Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics
- What do you call two breath mints that were turned into humans by a scientist? Ex-pair-a-mints.
- I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had bad breathe... ... I guess it just wasn't mint to be.
- Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on breath mints? He had to be admitted to the Mentos hospital.
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Breath Mint One Liners
Which breath mint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with breath mint? I can suggest the ones about breathing mouth and bad breath.
- How do Hogwarts students keep their breathe fresh? enchant mints
- What do you give an apprehensive person with bad breath? An encourage mint.
- What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use? Tac-tics
- What do houses eat when their breath stinks? Apart Mints
- What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum? Bad Breath and Beyond.
- What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California? "Sacramentos."
- Jesus never had bad breath. At-one-mint
- The Guy who invented Breath Fresheners ... must have made a Mint.
- How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically.
- What do you call it when you punch a box of breath mints? Deck the Halls®
- Why did the Albino pig have bad breath? He has no Pig mints.
- How does a zombie freshen their breath? They eat a liga**mint**.
- How do Zombies get rid of Bad Breath? They Munch on some Flesh Mint!
- What do n**... do when they have bad breath? Have some Speer-mint.
Breath Mint Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about breath mint you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean your breath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make breath mint pranks.
I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:
Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-a**... breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
Illu-mint-ati Confirmed.
Three Guys Are Getting Ready For Their Dates
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."